They have this exuberant way of drinking, droplets splashing around. It's like you can hear them exclaim "Aw yes, THIS is the stuff! Best water I ever had!". Love it.

Definitely a Fallout 4 side quest, where you know the bunker will be packed with Raiders who will try to kill you. #Fallout4

Somewhere Bismarck is looking down in confusion as Germany projects power by sending 4,000 pensioners, 12 buffet stations and a TUI loyalty program through the Strait of Hormuz

Totally fine. I can however recommend NOT being hungover from the day before. I've <ehrm> heard from others that the wine is not so appealing then.

It's a bit like a cat that wants to go out but when you open the door it doesn't want to go, it just wanted to demonstrate its power over you.

I would humbly also suggest “It’s not timing the market that’s important, it’s time IN the market”. It always helps me when I feel hesitant to invest. As in, what the market is doing right now won’t matter so much a few years down the line, important thing is to be in it.

A belted galloway cow walking into the mist, towards a bold, unpredictable future.

“So it was, on that misty morning, that Brenda set off for the capital. She knew not what she would find there, only that the time had come to move on - away from small-minded rural attitudes and people who called her ‘Oreo’ and ‘the wide panda’ - to seek a more fulfilling life.”

Also educated myself by looking up the pronunciation of the winner's last name, Magyar. [mah-dee-aahr]. No "g" in there. Every day that I learn something new is a worthwhile day. ☀️

What is this feeling.. Is it... GOOD news? 🤯 Almost forgot what that feels like. Hell Yes Hungary 🇭🇺.

Balm for all our weary souls.

Absolutely marvellous. 🤯
Made it my desktop background now 😊

She sure is a rootin' tootin' cutie patootie 🥰

Just when you think that he can't possibly get more unhinged, he always proves you wrong.

What can one say other than.. what a wonderful world. ♥️🌏

Colourful and/or transparent cases. Phones that folded weirdly. Sidetalking on Nokia phones. Phones that were sturdy enough to use as a hammer. Aah, the early tech days.

This is Colby. He is movin, but more importantly, he is groovin. 13/10 (TT: ty2344583)

Tweet from January 2022 by Damien Owens. "I'm 50. All celebrity news looks like this: 'CURTAINS FOR ZOOSHA? K-SMOG AND BATBOU CAUGHT FLIPPING A GRUNT'

This one gets more and more relatable as the years go by..

A tweet from Jon/Arfmeasures from 5 May 2015. [park] STRANGER: Your dog is unusual looking ME: Yeah, he's interbred DUCK: [waddles up] I'll tell you who else is into bread

I think of this tweet by @arfmeasures.bsky.social pretty much every time I make a sandwich. And for some reason I always imagine the duck having some sort of New York mafia accent.

Ha ha April Fool. You've actually been having a bizarre dream and it is in fact 1996 right now. We are all going to go watch the new Coen Brothers movie 'Fargo' later. I will call you on your phone that is attached to a wall and can't make you insane later.

Some of the best wholesome stuff I've seen all week.

I am actually watching Stargate SG-1 on the side as I read this. Also read it in their voices. 😀

Can also recommend Babbel. Feels more like proper learning, not the weird "I am crying in my spaghetti in the bathtub" kind of Duolingo stuff.

Absurd stock photo of a woman just biting a piece of chocolate out of a chocolate bar. The chocolate is also oddly melted at the edges.

Why do they keep making stock photos like this? No one eats chocolate like this except fucking psychopaths. A Snickers type bar - sure, it's eaten bite by bite. But chocolate with squares? Oh hell no. 😑

#chocolate #rant

For you, Stan, I will stay downstairs forever. ❤️

Am tempted to buy this shirt and wear it on my last day at work. 😏

I feel this IN MY BONES. My very tired bones.

I get stressed out just thinking about it.

Such glorious animals. 🐙

I imagine this is what it actually sounds like when the techbros try to reinvent already existing stuff, with the addition of making everything more shit and more exploitative.

do not ask yourself whether or art is good instead ask is it sincere was it cathartic was it fun to make is it made by me and don’t forget to stay silly