Is he old enough to die for his country?

Congratulations, way to stick it to Big Tobacco! Your lungs and wallet both thank you! 🥰

If there is not a law preventing men from going out commando in sweat pants ... or showing their furry droopy moobs at the beach ...

"accidentally"

Hmmm ... shades of "Maximum Overdrive"

Sure you don't mean this guy? 🙂

Aw, that's so lovely! 🥰

Considering how AI just blatantly made stuff up, then cheerfully admitted to it, then tried to convince him that these were true facts when my hubs was asking it questions the other day ...

Everyone knows that you can't dress slobbily on airplanes, it distracts the pilots!

The name DOES somewhat give it away

You must also be a lunatic. Radical people are always lunatics, apparently.

Costermongers sell fruits & veg. Warmongers sell war. Ironmongers sell iron products. Rumourmongers sell rumours.

Marvelous! Glad to hear it! :)

I bet Steve-o suffers from chronic dick cheese

Grateful I will never have to be in this person's presence and will never be called upon to shake his hand.

Who can seduce the mailman first? It's a race to the bottom on "Hall Pass Hail Mary"!

I was really having a good day yesterday, and then J decided it was going to be "doing our taxes time" after dinner. Sigh.

It was obvious, it was around the corner

When are you planning to die, Chris Wright? Because it's already being overtaken by renewables in some countries.

What is the positive of cocaine use? How many people's lives have been saved by becoming addicted to cocaine? Not saying that the 'replacements' are healthy by any stretch; but my own small experience with cocaine taught me that it turns me into an arrogant asshole, so I only did it twice.

It USED to be u's but people have gotten lazy

Maybe I should be a Muppet bat for Halloween next year

Gigantic sea lions “borrow” man’s boat and go for a ride Is there such a thing as sea lion insurance? We hope so!

Five years ago animalchannel.co/sea-lions-bo...

I'm gonna need some sort of actual source on this. People can SAY anything.

Foreign women are virgins until they marry. All of them. Everywhere.

If newspapers are dead why do we get two at work every day? Why does THE ONION have a print version?

Why don't you stay there, with people you like?

I don't know, can you?

No one who knows anything about whiskey orders "a Scotch". Islay? Speyside?

Screen capture of a few Pizza Pizza "pre-roll" selections for 4/20.

Pizza Pizza in Canada is embracing 4/20 fully with their "pre-rolls" and we saw an ad on Youtube last night which featured a marijuana leaf in their logo rather than a maple leaf. 🤣