The Liquor Cabinet has a Kash bar?

The irony of the smoke alarm low battery beeps always happening in the middle of the night when you’re recharging your own battery.

“A coworker told us we should the tequila with a raccoon penis in the bottle.”

Loved his music, an intelligent man.

AMOC slowing, leading to collapse, is not getting anywhere near the attention it deserves. A cataclysmic crisis rapidly approaching.

The face that launched a thousand makeup trucks.

You’re weak on crime!

You’re weak on crime!

🤣

The duet between Mikhail Baryshnikov and Gregory Hines in White Nights (1985) blends ballet and tap, choreographed by Twyla Tharp, a stunning showcase of two dance legends.

Lucifer accused him of two-timing.

Trump’s madness is deeper than his neckgina.

He could spend the rest of his days alone with Alice Cramden.

800 billion $ and that’s the best you can do? 🤣🤣

Jared 🤣

LFG!

Don’t forget his fateful visit with the previous Pope.

Magyar: Thanks for the kind words, Viktor, now lawyer up.

“We wanted to negotiate but you sent us Shady Pants Vance.”

My 7 year year old granddaughter recently said she’s bored of peas.

The appreciation of art is subjective. What appeals to one person may be scorned by another. I think most people will agree Trump’s Art Of The Deal is seriously bad art.

Folks trippin’ and seeing the Epstein Arch with a red neck tie dangling on the ground.

“I do 2 Kilometer High Club without Donald.”

The preamble of the United States constitution does not start with the phrase, “Weave the people.”

They don’t seem very nice.

When people talk about Trump dying, it seems people forget about the fate of all the offensive smelling bacteria that occupy Trump’s body. They work so hard all day and night to give him that mid August compost odor and expect nothing in return. What are they supposed to do when he’s gone?

Great name for this fine lady.

He thinks it will be a surprise because it’s a different time zone.

He didn’t die. He never does anything good.

Wackety wack wack