The Onion relaunches Alex Jones’ Info Wars as a satirical site Alex Jones said The Onion’s plans to turn the outlet into a satirical site amounted to ’stealing my identity‘

The Onion relaunches Alex Jones’ Info Wars as a satirical site

FRIEND: "TAKE THIS PILL, IT MAKES DANCING WAY MORE FUN! ME: "NAH, I'M NOT INTO THAT" FRIEND: "IT'S IBUPROFEN"

was once New Amsterdam.

Transporter accidents can happen to the best of us!

STO NEWS 4/3, Devs Listened Major Changes YouTube video by Nic_NB

www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYqg... @startrekonline.bsky.social @casualsab.bsky.social @thomasthecat.bsky.social had to beat spencer to a news video, Great changes Mayo the community loves the dedication and passion you show

[at space coven]
Andy Weir: beep boop submitted for the approval of the space coven, i call this the story of the martian
Weir: it is a story about the cold triumph of science, with no distracting theme or motif
Weir: only science
Weir: beep boop

star wars gave me my childhood and vocation. if i found out tomorrow that george lucas was a transphobe, i would throw out every last piece of star wars merch i have collected and never consume any related product again, and it’s not even his property to profit from anymore.

It's getting to be that time of year!

Jellico is sleeping with the fishes?

I remember blowing the minds of my players back in the day while running Tempest Feud with "There's a Hutt wearing what?" Good times!

Hail Eris!

I haven't been to #gencon in at least a decade, and trying to book a hotel room reminded me why. Even with the lottery, a lottery draw 4 hours after go live means nothing was available. Good thing I made a backup non-block hotel reservation earlier.

“Who is buying ‘Melania’ tickets?”

Headshots of MST3K legends Trace Beaulieu and Frank Conniff

Dr. Clayton Forrester & TV’s Frank of MST3K fame

THE MADS ARE BACK! Full details here:

www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...

@tracebeaulieu.bsky.social @frankconniff.bsky.social

Someone mentioned Valentine's day, I automatically assumed he was talking about the 1929 massacre.
He was not.
History addiction is a serious affliction 😁

Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue

The movie poster for Pitch Black

The movie poster for Pitch Perfect

never seen a wilder tonal whiplash between two movies. they even changed all the characters. what was the studio thinking

Here ya go!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...

The only Democratic statements I want to hear about the Trump gestapo are like this, from the awesome Philly DA Larry Krasner. No less truth, no less fire.

You walk into this bar and show your ICE mugshot, you don't pay a dime.

About how many holes, in your opinion, would you say you were digging?

(is each shovelful of snow a hole? experts are split)

every online community is now like hi and welcome to r/transformers, this week we're talking about what the best version of Devastator is to celebrate the release of the Mixmaster, if you work for ICE kill yourself, and a sneak peek at the new creative team on the Transformers series from Skybound!

LIMERICK

There once was a douchebag named Trump,
Who was a lying fucking asshole.
Fuck that guy,
Fuck that guy,
Fuck that guy.

still from the Star Trek original series episode Let That Be Your Last Battlefield showing two men with split black and white faces

Got a ton of comments on my Starfleet Academy review calling it "woke" and when I explained that Star Trek has always been progressive people started fighting about how the franchise was never as in your face back in the day and yeah totally, it used to be SUPER subtle

Frodo: I wish so much unbelievably stupid shit had not happened in my time Gandalf: So do all who live to see such times. This is all exceptionally stupid, though

EVERYONE: the fascists are killing us

SCHUMER: five buckets

John R. Brinkley - Wikipedia

This is the sort of thinking that got people implanting goat testicles into various sacks: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_R....

Swords Without Master A ttrpg of strange sorceries, ferocious deeds, and astounding wonder by Epidiah Ravachol.

⚔️🔥🔮

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Archaeologists: D.C. Capitol May Have Once Been Used For Legislating

Archaeologists: D.C. Capitol May Have Once Been Used For Legislating theonion.com/archaeologists-d-c-capit...