holy shit it's him

The Onion wants to make us submissive slaves to the New world order.

Correct.

yeah the movie's directed by a24. should be pretty scary.

Silver Age panel. Jimmy Olsen is outside somewhere holding a camera in his hands. Narration: "But, wait...what's this new surprise that Jimmy runs into, a few minutes later?" Spoilers, it's a robot approaching him. The robot has written on its chest, "This robot is trained to smash your camera".  Jimmy says, "Jeepers! Got to escape that robot!"

Had a dream last night that there was a new piece of technology called the "Simpsons Phone" and you could use it to call and text characters from the Simpsons and nobody else. This is what it looked like

$11 to pitch for the Mets

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a soft looking and somewhat worn felt swan with a big beak and trailing feathers

thinking about this 1500 year old plush swan made of reindeer wool

That's all it should be. The game where you earthquake or you rock slide and everything else is window dressing

Disturbing to think that there was once a generation of VGC players who didn't experience the game as the earthquake and rock slide game

I know this is a joke, but

This one was actually fine but this should be Bluesky’s motto

From what I understand Burr was one of the most progressive people alive at the time and Hamilton was an absolute terror on his life for no reason long after he had exited politics which really makes the play's "Burr has no beliefs" framing funny

Three images of Neil banging out the tunes on April 13, 2006. Neil is a hairless rat.

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Straight up the last straw was Hamilton telling people that burr was having an affair with his own daughter

It's really funny to think about Hamilton knowing that his IRL relationship to Aaron Burr was this

horseshoe theory is real. leftists almost got kat abughazaleh elected into congress and now it comes out that her boyfriend owns infowars…

Unless speed tiers can change mid-turn now?? Would explain some odd interactions I've had with tailwind. Surely if that were the case I'd see more people complaining right

Scrambling to figure out how pre-mega evolve delphox out-speeds max speed aerodactyl and best I can tell I just encountered a catastrophic bug

a bear vacuuming a floor as a japanese salaryman looks on in terror

found out about the manga kuma gurashi which is like those ones where a manic pixie dream girl comes into a salaryman's life and starts doing all his domestic chores for him to heal his heart except in this one it's a realistically drawn bear and the salaryman is terrified on every single page

So they're gonna invade cuba like, tomorrow right

Chicago Cubs 1st baseman Michael Busch caught in the netting with his legs up and spread after just missing a catch in the stands

Watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social

huskpupz posting on twitter saying: "no parappa" after the character in tomodachi life asks: "It will cost $1. Do we have the budget for that right now?"

Seriously why isn't mamoswine getting more usage. Even on Hail teams I barely see it what is everyone seeing that I'm not

Mamoswine .

Master ball rank 2👍

I left that life behind.

20 years ago i bought two MOTHER 3 DX boxes – one for myself, one for The Future

a few weeks ago, i took that mint DX with me to Japan and got it signed by Shigesato Itoi

today, it goes up for auction to benefit @wck.org

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I could swap victreebel for meganium and lose nothing and also be able to handle archaludon without kommo-o but I really like having victreebel on here