good post

good post

Cool desire, bro. It would be a shame if it was the root of all suffering

shout-out to the human body frfr

everybody is friends with that one guy who keeps insisting your eyelids are getting heavy, actually

many people are saying this

you ever just forget to log in to your bsky account for a couple months?

the vest is an evil garment

Therapy is cool but I need societal change

there are no downsides to hyping up wives, literally none

but Doctor, *I* am mob psycho 100 (sobs)

Frank Zappa would also be a good name for a dude with a ray gun

I wish I could have a YouTube compilation of the way people look at me when I tell them my parents didn't connect our household to the Internet until 2007

considering I grew up in a strongly Christian household with parents who banned "The Simpsons" from our TV, playing "Stronghold Crusader" and reading classical literature because that's what I *was* allowed to do, I think I turned out okay and I'm grateful

good post

omg dude you are so father for this. you are totally serving cock right now

in many ways, I am the modern Prometheus

gray baby with separation anxiety

I am once again begging you to please at least attempt to cook food in your home

My thesis mostly centers on Jeff Bridges' arc being closer to the Jedi I wish they had allowed Luke to be. A man who failed, fled, and returns from exile unafraid of the personal sacrifice necessary to right his wrongs. A builder, an elder, accepting the ascendency of what comes after.

i'm here you fuckaas bitch

I'll go to bat for it on a lot of fronts, but I also like saying the extremely stupid statement "Tron Legacy is one of the best Star Wars movies" so I may not to be trusted

banger

the urge to talk to the machine is so strong in us we will do anything and accept any result just to speak and be answered

kids these days just don't prostrate themselves before the obelisk like we used to

the world needs more hooligans

Taco Beowulf

the cover of the Penguing Classics editon of Capital by Karl Marx but the illustration has been replaced with a shot from the Simpsons of The Anvil, a gay bar full of musclebound construction workers dancing and partying

read theory

love the feeling before going on vacation where I'm just absolutely filled with dread