So much hype. Barely a tickle.

Great Scott’s Ghost! I say, what manner of peculiar machination from the 32nd Century do we have here?

Wrong answers only.

I’ll go first. It’s a Bolometric Ultraphased Subspace Signal Inversion Emitter

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#StarTrekDiscovery

The undeniable greatest moment in all of #StarTrek #StrangeNewWorlds.

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This is just not an eventuality I’m prepared to live through at this current juncture.

Someone on that read it site was bashing my baby girl. This is my starship under the sea & I shan’t tolerate one ill word about her.

… except for number 2 w those godawful green lasers & tacky decor. I mean it was 2022 we knew better.

And that fucking window. Throw it out w the ballast water.
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“… I haven’t watched the show but it’s saw some YouTubes about that were trashing it so I also don’t like it and here’s my detailed reasoning:…”

… Has go to be the most idiotic yet poignant commentary on modern day media consumption habits if I’ve ever.

It’s over. Finally. Not the way I’d hoped, but I feel vindicated nonetheless. I’m kinda numb to everything right now. This thing has been a part of my life for so long. Looming, ever present. And now it’s done. I cannot wait until I actually feel the relief this post conveys.

We do.

Oh my goodness what a great memory though!

There's a whole generation
With a new explanation
People in motion

…. People in motion

I did I did I did.

Holy Hull Frakking Earl Grey Goodwill find Batman!

It’s a scone! I dunno but I’m kind of hoping this is just a placeholder until a new Athena-esque shuttle makes its debut. Something with a killer cockpit, nacelles that match mamaship… maybe. even. wings. But as it stands with with Mister Magic Eraser Guitar Pick here, I am not woo-ed!!

Anyone casting rn? I find myself wanting to wander into a trek fam chat to converse the night away. Or, hop on a hookup app and… not… do that.

Either would do.

Starships slamming into the atmosphere and pulling up overhead at the most clutch moment imaginable will never not be cool.

The Adama Maneuver is eternal.

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#startrek #starfleetacademy #spoilers

But what does Syrup of Squill taste like, exactly? I imagine a fruity, smokey, sweet and sour situation with hints of vanilla and teriyaki.

Just me tho.

I can’t unsee and I’m here for it all the same.

a brown and black dachshund is standing on a tiled floor looking up at the camera . ALT: a brown and black dachshund is standing on a tiled floor looking up at the camera .

Oooreeewooo

Any Australian Trekkies within comms range? Well, any willing humor me in a favor, that is? I promise it’s not like last time. Everyone gets to keep their clothes. I mean if they want to. No seriously I would be most humbled if this small, silly, ridiculous favor could happen. DM me!

I mean I feel like bitchy was the standard… it was extra bitchy that got you the outside of a fist.

Saw this on the Book: “The existence of gay Klingons implies the existence of bitchy old queen Klingons. They'd have the funniest and deadliest brunch arguments in the whole galaxy.”

Like guuuurl we been known that.

Never tugged that uniform did he.

I did read the books. And I have the poster from Waldenbooks. I’ll need to talk to my combadge to find it tho.

Not the same, I don’t believe.

Fun fact: The books get into the origins of Greek myths 👀.

Ok. This episode was.. wow. I mean I can’t quite describe the feeling. Like sure we’ve seen episodes like this before, but not like THIS.

My only critique and it comes from a place of pure pocketbook bias: If you’re gonna do The Furies, then DO Tha Mada Fahkin FURIES.

#StarfleetAcademy
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I might add this tale is not unlike one Sub Rosa and ain’t nobody giving anybody any shit about it.

Interesting.

I’d forgotten that “The Muse” is not a favorite of mine. The whole Lwaxanna B story just drives me bananas on top of the A story having me wanting to slap someone. That bih ain’t even Jake’s type. What’s the pitch? Snake lady eats Jake’s brains while a Betazoid stork visits Odo?

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I mean robes are just dresses with slutty access.