X-Large (16") New York Style Pizza Italian Sausage, Bacon 620 Calories/1 slice (1/6 of pizza)

Just in case anyone wants to send me pizza money, it's about 30$ and I'll need at least two to feed my house of trans girls who would love to have a pizza 🥺

It's still, as the original post says, normalizing the things that are AI. It's literally shaped like an Alexa. It's also still encouraging these conversations be uploaded.

If nothing else, it's like Elf on the Shelf; a seemingly benign symbol of a fucked up society.

I've always wanted to fence

You were supposed to be vacuuming 😩.

Overalls on women is so hot. I want to be hot in overalls one day. Every lesbian should have a pair of overalls to wear with only one side strapped down and nothing under them.

I need it

Hey that's still fucked, I don't know if you know this.

Reminds me I need to finish this.

Finally

Game looks very gay (En Garde)

I just bought a 2$ video game and I hope it sparks joy.

Also, why does it tell me that Josie's posts are deleted any time I try to reply directly?

What's Stormwatch?

There's one user on here who doesn't have me blocked, but every time I try to reply to one of their posts, I get a message that it's been deleted.
That's really weird.

I have therapy today but I really feel like I need to be high.

I was feeling on the verge of tears yesterday and I don't know why. Still kind of feel like it.

Hate being so listless, I just wanna be happy.

I mean, it's just an Arthur C Clarke quote from the opening of XCOM: Enemy Unknown. I don't particularly agree or disagree with it one way or the other, it just felt relevant to say.

It's so difficult 😭

Hair in the face is so annoying, but looks so much better.

"Brains are hardwired to see patterns where there aren't any... But this time there definitely is a pattern"

Imagine this thing charging at you to throw a punch

The idea that McCarthyism is dead when both parties accuse each other of being communist while socialist sentiment grows among a public gaslit into thinking "what if we took care of each other" is absolutely bafflingly fucking stupid.

Well, sure, but other humans aren't as existentially terrifying as the Dark Forest hypothesis, since that gets to be whatever horrible thing you can imagine instead of reality

I barely watched Simpsons even when it was good, but this joke... I swear I make it like once or twice a month at least

Scrolling down I thought this was a painting.
Something like L'Origine du Monde.

Yeah, it's just poverty porn, inspiration porn, and of course the very thing that Squid Game was criticizing.

Tell me more. What did Cuban doctors have to do with it?

Also, I hate people bringing up that fucking eye stunt. It's like the man bought Indulgences or something.

I mean, the comic isn't meant to be true, it's utter nonsense, that's the point, it's riffing off the Calvin Robinson's insane tweet.

Homemade chicken strips and some mystery sauce (ketchup, Mayo, honey mustard)

Same plate of chicken strips but it's a close up of one with a bite in it, showing the juicy inside

Had some chicken thighs that were going bad probably yesterday and decided that since I didn't have what I needed for my usual chicken did, I'd make chicken strips.

Ended up with what is absolutely the best friend chicken I've ever made. Could'a used more seasoning, tho. Not enough herbs & spices

As a girl who wants to be plastered, it's unfair that trans girls get nerfed 😔

God I miss hitting myself in the face.

Tumblr post from genderyomi. me, collared and leashed: just so we're on the same page im an anarchist and don't believe in hierarchies. this is a temporary, voluntary union of egoists that will only continue as long as our desires are aligned domme: puppies don't speak me: WOOF! Reply by civilization-deactivated2030 I'm pretty sure that's his it happened to wolves too

Two dogs meme, but it's the same moè puppygirl mirrored. Inside of you are two wolves Free will is good and I value my independence and autonomy I want to be domesticated and be someone's pet and be loved and cherished. POV: YOU ARE A SUB WITH CPTSD

Couldn't decide which of these was funnier to post