underrated devil trick was getting the internet to call coping a bad thing

Even though the comic deals specifically with boobs, boobs which have earned their WTF from Juggs University,

I be hating on the warriors and then I remember Jimmy’s on the team and it lessens a lil bit

you dont crash 7 cars and stay nice

Not X though, that one they taught well

someone tell the pedophiles in charge that school shootings kill children and maybe theyll stop

the amount of times a random notifications has gotten in the way of me tapping something at the top of my screen recently is getting suspicious

might be more impressive than the 83

just wait till that earl sweatshirt hits

if you were an aphid I wouldn’t notice

I think le epic beaver riding narwhal era is a 5 year period of human history we’ll never get again

Smokin on that shit that tickled squidward 10 times

Green tape is ok to eat!

Why is there only caution tape there should be different colors for different things

Every mabel-core person in my life gets no play I fear rural Oregon was a fluke

crazy how spoons were invented by the stars

Birds have hollow bones that means you can play a stegosaurus skeleton like a pan flute

“Laughing to the bank” don’t you know what’s happening out there?..

I dont think we give that 3re pig enough credit…lot of houses made out of bricks

branch too like a perfect word for that

Whoever named them clouds…..great work

I dont think we’re very far from college mascots redesigned by furries and so all the athletes have to play with rock solid boingloings

Bartender who hands the “giving ME the creeps” coaster to a girl but instead of kicking him out he hops over the bar and starts making out with the guy in his lap

If you told someone pre 2023 you were “glazing” them you’d probably get escorted out the building

I don’t know who named those little circle pastries “Donuts” but I am

I think more early 2010s producers should make film soundtracks

Sinners 2 prod by Jahil Beats

Bluesky! I am here to save you

And apparently engage with fandoms again because its calmer here

WE DONT COME TO BLUESKY TO VENT, WE COME HERE TO JERK OFF AND MAKE JOKES

I can feel these people putting the normal parasite in my brain and it eating away at my ambition