the inverse Gillian Anderson Paradox

voiceover could use more hesitant stammering imo

read the whole thread (more topical/important), but jumping in to remind ppl that HOMICIDE: LIFE ON THE STREET is available on Peacock and is great. here are Bayliss and Pembleton.

causing a multiple vehicle accident by responding to waze prompting you to ensure its database is current on the prices on the gas station you are driving past

We’ve come so far as a culture.

Schwarzenegger movies of the 80s and 90s: HE’S AMERICAN, AND YOU WILL IGNORE THE SEVERE, NEVER-HEARD-BEFORE-OR-SINCE, ACCENT.

Statham movies of today: Let’s make it clear *in the trailer* that this American hero is British-born. Don’t want any confusion.

To all who celebrate

if I had a nickel

"You" didn't make up a quote, "I" did. (First name "A.")

which is not to presume that as a romantic partner, which is of course not your situation, the Taker could not also be a Giver

got a weird phone call right after I watched that tiktok where you crawled out of the screen, could be a server issue.

a cult so hamfistedly evil that it forces me to support my own former cult, the Catholic Church

key art for the movie TWO WEEKS NOTICE starring Hugh Grant and Sandra Bullock. the title doesn't have a possessive apostrophe after "weeks."

(turns chair around backwards to sit down in it cool-style as I address my history class) y'know, that screed from the Republican party's psychotic moron god-king wasn't the first time a half-month span had been discussed publicly with grammatical errors

sorry buddy, got a two-week maniac extension on those

(ah christ Jeff Bezos owns that doesn't he)

NO TIME TO DIE key art

and simultaneously-

eww his post walking back his threat of global annihilation contains the word "consummated." which, yeah, *can* be used to mean "finished," but... he's just so fucking disgusting.

Jerry Chen (corporate, sellout, too many followers) - Blocked by a shameful 15,758 accounts on Bluesky

Johnny Killoran (ground-level, authentic, does "follower count" really matter?) - Blocked by a wisp of a total 68 accounts on Bluesky

I'm spending my end-of-the-world time extraordinarily wastefully, here, Jerry, and I've got an update on your numbers. (I've also helpfully provided a comparison of arandomly selected artisanal verified account.)

but you have to spell it "Dwyane," though.

after Dwayne Wade, 'cause he was always shooting "the rock," I get it.

As for what motivated [Trump] to post this morning that “a whole civilization will die tonight” — a comment that has drawn backlash from around the world — he would only say: “You’ll have to figure that out.”

bargain-basement, dumber-than-dirt, reality-show brain. Said it before, saying it again: Mark Burnett, creator of 'The Apprentice' (& current "United States Special Envoy to the United Kingdom," whatever that is), for the Hague. And possibly also anyone who ever watched it for some kind of Hague Jr.

I understand that the account removes context for proper, privacy-related reasons but I had to unfollow it because the posts just make me want the context. Prime example there.

agreed. but wouldn't hurt if it were also a funny one, like a trap door into a thing that whomped him in the balls a bunch of times

so you're saying we could make it to a sequel...

I picked a hell of a listening week for what turned out to be the end of the world

He would be in the conversation as the next Republican nominee

"By Jonathan Swan and Maggie Haberman," who are access journalists/dupes.

I can give you two reasons.

in his defense, he doesn't have an "President Threatening Country Annihilation" notification app on his phone, just an "Adult Son Jacking Off" one.

world's ending during peak Moon Mission Activity but among my regrets is *not* not going into outer space. sure it's very fascinating and rockets go fast but (1) it's also very scary and (2) you have no perspective to indicate how fast you're going so you can't really enjoy that part

it's an FMK list without any Fs or Ms which makes it a KKK list and hey wait a minute