I only chose to learn who he was after angry incels kept mentioning that he’s hot in a way that seems to confuse and upset them.

I don’t respect the law of gravity, but it weighs heavily on me when I try to break it.

God gives his toughest battles (the flu) to his strongest (unvaccinated) soldiers.

workers unions

Marc “zero introspection” Andreessen wouldn’t survive a single luteal phase.

is he trying to be cute about elite academia or is he saying Donald Trump’s ego will be wounded if he gives the economy anything less than an A?

Silicon Valley has forgotten what normal people want Did the tech industry get high on its own supply?

from the annals of getting high on your own supply (gift link) www.theverge.com/tldr/915176/...

a girl is standing on a couch in a living room with the words who made this big mess . ALT: a girl is standing on a couch in a living room with the words who made this big mess .

handoff note for me tomorrow:

watching the replay of Bieberchella and remembering the time I got an attendance point at the Apple Store for being late when I couldn’t find parking at the mall because he was performing at the opening of the Microsoft store.

would you be willing to send me the sales flyer to share with a friend?

Claude is the worst one. That is a drawing of a butthole. It’s not even pretending.

a concert backdrop that says over 30 universities destroyed in iran against black and white picture of rubble

backdrop that says last standing university in gaza against a black and white image of al-israa university

giant three screen stage backdrop showing footage of the bombing of a university in gaza

The Strokes played Coachella against a backdrop listing all the world leaders that had been assassinated by the CIA, a count of the number of universities bombed in Iran, and footage of the bombing of the last university in Gaza

Oh shit I forgot about sea org too.

sir you’ve been sentenced to 20 years on the open ocean for being a scary weirdo

we used to be able to put men like Dolan on a big boat to go be insane in the ocean with his little crew of sycophants. we could go back to that. they can even have vitamins this time. but let’s just… ship em off. maybe the sea air will help whatever the fuck is wrong with them.

and positively disturbing behavior from this man. like he needs to be put somewhere away from people.

jesus what the actual fuck

I will take one Dolly Parton biopic starring Sabrina Carpenter please. yeah with extra cheese. and fries, and a Dr. Pepper.

the Dean from Community would be losing his mind over this Sabrina Carpenter performance

no please don’t

katseye is spice girls is six britneys spear, does that help?

I think microsoft is making them migrate to azure and its not going great

(extended edition)

inspired: dog code

if only we could figure out the main demographic that typically sits on boards of directors and in the csuite of the companies mandating AI use…

I’m mad at you about having to look at this thumbnail. (but will be watching regardless of how long it is because it’s *always* worth it.)

ringmast4r.substack.com/p/we-may-be-...

a man wearing glasses says " yeah yeah but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could Alt: Jeff Goldblum (man wearing glasses and black leather jacket) saying "yeah yeah but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn’t stop to think if they should” from the movie Jurassic Park

any conversation about Anthropic’s Mythos and OpenAI’s competitor should be accompanied by this gif

lol I literally just found that sub yesterday and got really excited about it

when you lose faith in humanity, is it your own humanity that is lost?