As of this morning, it is now safe for one-lane auto traffic. However, don't try to park outside the Safeway or you'll get stuck; use the garage on 14th.

This is it. This is The Great Filter. We've created Sexy Barista Is Super Interested in Watching You Solo Game (SBISIIWYS).

Re: Sean McDermott getting fired, I ask once again: why are all these GMs keeping their jobs when they bear more responsibility for team failure?

you know what, i bet aaron rodgers could still lace 'em up right now and show these youngsters a thing or two. now there's a guy who could really zip it in there

an “inherent power” to respond to an “imminent” attack is just a license for aggressive war on the president’s whim

Gee I wonder if there's a Federal equivalent to this that could be relevant in 3 years

It's stuff like this that makes it so amazing whenever somebody yells at Pete Hegseth or whoever in a restaurant and the entire news media superstructure spends 10 days fretting over civility and comity.

My tweet from 2023: I asked if it was offensive to eat a Pop-Tart in front of the @PopTartsBowl mascot and then its handler yelled out "ITS THEIR DREAM" and then the mascot grabbed a Pop-Tart out of my hand and started force-feeding it to me while making soft grunting noises. Picture of me being fed a pop tart by a Pop tart

Happy Pop-Tarts Bowl Day to all who celebrate

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

These declines are MASSIVE.

And the comparative silence in media coverage is absolutely DAMNING.

“Why are ppl always so afraid of crime?”

THIS is why. When crime goes up, media trips over itself to report it.

Falls to pre-war (!!) levels? Just CRICKETS.

There's a hot stove cooking, but it's not dishing out food -- it's dishing out new lineups all across the AL and NL. Your team may be missing some familiar menu items when spring training starts -- but the new faces just might have that special sauce you've been looking for.

This is Millie. She just learned how to sled. Hopes you brought a second land frisbee, because she will not be taking turns. 13/10 (TT: millietheredlab)

What is The Who By Kidz Bop?

Unpopular Opinions #17: third wheel, lesser of two evils, and more

"a single person of this demographic may have committed a crime, therefore we must punish the entire demographic" is a policy response you may recognize from fascist governments dedicated to ethnic cleansing elsewhere.

NBC's broadcast of the Macy's parade has superimposed the word "FOREIGNER" over the balloon of Mario.

Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...

Musk has really managed to make people hate Tesla

This is Bolt. He just learned how to speak. Thinks it works best when he uses his whole body. 12/10 (TT: gavi_570)

Insane but true fact: making US roads as safe as Canadian, Australian, or European roads would save more lives than eliminating murder from the US.

Even the text of the alleged "peace agreement" between Russia and Ukraine being touted by the Trump administration betrays its Kremlin origins. They were in such a such a rush they didn't even have it properly translated.

Sharing a bed should be like boxing:
• meet in the middle
• fist-bump
• put in mouthguards
• go to separate corners
• no touching until 1st bell

Methodology

I’m sorry this is still hilarious to me. 3 Bengals tried to tackle Darnell Washington and this is how it ended:

3-2 start means some scoriagmis are on the table. Sunday Night Football you have my attention.

whenever a team's first score is a safety i just want a 4. just let me see one absolutely hideous 4 in my lifetime

Elroy Patashnik is a devil?!? But he's always been so encouraging to me!

Hi @ryannorth.ca! Is the "I Feel Fine" game still happening?

"Hunt: If he does run the city as a communist, are you going to have any regrets? Sliwa: Why should I have regrets? I trust people. People are going to make the choice. I'll live with the choice. I'd like them to choose me. But if perchance I lose on November 4th, I will improve, not move. I was born in this city. I was almost killed in this city. I'll die in this city. I'll be buried in this city."

I do not think he should be mayor, but this is so much healthier of an approach to take toward a democratic election than anything we are hearing from Andrew Cuomo. Cuomo is going to leave NYC the moment he loses. Sliwa seems to truly want to stay in this great city.

London is drowning and I, live by the crapper!