*Her hands rub along their semen drenched scales, Millie watching as her cum pours from their well-fucked holes.*
"Mnnn, you two will /love/ it. One can and you'll be gagging on my tip while I'm knotted in your ass. Two cans, and I could wear you both at the same time~"
I chased after him for dickety-six miles trying to get it back...
Aurora borealis?! At this time of the year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, located entire within that cat's stomach?
GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?!
Man was able to bring pure, raw sex appeal to the role of sapient pollution.
seriously who keeps taking everybody's gorm
The heart wants what it wants, "doc".
Oh, no, the data storage is the valuable part.
I'm not talking about reselling, I'm talking about using them. If they're gonna hoard all these components for their plagiarism machine in unstaffed buildings, then shit, why not go and get yourself a 100% discount?
They're also full of RAM sticks, SSD storage, and probably platter hard drives.
tumblr post that says 'sometimes you just gotta go "man i actually don't give a shit" and keep scrolling. online survival skill 101'
modern day proverbs
Hey, this is worth taking like 60 seconds to fill out. Its not a commitment towards anything, its just to help the Free Speech Coalition gauge interest in such a credit union
Please share this around! This could end up being huge!
Oh goddammit.
I'm watching the Technology Connections series on mechanical pinball machines and it's making me kind of want to try to simulate it in Visual Pinball.
GOOD NEWS! Researchers have made a HUGE breakthrough towards a UNIVERSAL antiviral. By targeting sugar molecules found on the surface of many viruses that SHARE structural similarities, they identified FOUR compounds that successfully BLOCKED infections from SEVEN different viruses.
I can't help but wonder if they settled for a battering ram or went "I mean, we've got to get in, might as well break out the breaching charges".
*Millie collapses back against the duo, feeling their cum soaked and bloated bellies slosh. Her cock manages a couple of final pumps, a glob of jizz landing in her own drenched cleavage.*
Mm, you 'bolds really know how to party. Maybe next time I'll see if I can get some Gro+ first~
The SpongeBob SquarePants Plankton "I didn't think I'd get this far" meme.
Ah, I see Lutnick's smoking that vintage '90s crack, that shit Pee-Wee warned us about in those PSAs after he got caught jerking it in the porno theater.
Right. It'll be JD's, along with a party descending into an orgy of backstabbing and treachery the likes of which haven't been seen since Khrushchev took Stalin's chair.
"And lo, the tablet contains the sacred wisdom of the ages: 'The LORD loves a workin' man' and 'see a doctor and get rid of it'." - I Navin, 4:17
low and outside."
"Does it still count if I just ground the baby up the middle to center field for a base hit?" 2/2
Yeah. We can fuckin' tell.
I...there are just too many ways to be a smartass to choose from.
"I can hardly help it if the pitcher delivers a waist high hanging curvebaby."
"If there's a runner on third, I might try to bunt the baby up the first base line."
"I might lay off if he's trying to get me to chase the baby- 1/
The official app wouldn't load, but I can still access it through Voresky.
I knew it, they AI they use to code this barely functional spaghetti told them to go eat a bunch of 50 year old Reggie bars, so now they're all in the hospital after ingesting peanuts, caramel, and chocolate from the Carter administration.
Millie is occasionally /very/ big.
No one else will degrade themselves enough to work for him?
Jesus! I think more people turned out to see Sam Yorty in New Hampshire in '72.
...I've been listening to the Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail audiobook on my drive to and from work.
In my case, it's to justify doing weird shit with the tides.
The only thing on film that can compare is the flyby of Spaceball I where the orchestra gets steadily more annoyed that it hasn't passed yet.