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Posts by Callum Bran (I’M STRAIGHT)

HUMAN skull. I forgot to say HUMAN skull. I was just a little worn out because I was actually trying to find a recruit. And they gave me puzzles. Stupidly hard puzzles.

1 week ago 0 0 1 0

No I didn’t, you stupid little brat. I did it perfectly fine. Shut up.

1 week ago 1 0 1 0

God forbid I forget to put one tiny word in there. HUMAN I meant to say HUMAN is that enough for you. I had to recruit someone and they gave me too many puzzles. AND I had a hangover. So it’s not my fault I was tired. Idiot.

1 week ago 0 0 1 0

I wonder—hypothetically, of course—if this could be replicated with pieces of a skull. Now that would be fun.

1 week ago 0 0 2 0
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Hm. Not that I care for puzzles, but this one is rather interesting.

1 week ago 1 0 3 0

not for dougs

2 months ago 2 0 1 0

you sound. familer. felox?

Eh. just a few glasses not much. heehe

2 months ago 0 0 1 0

you cant haveany

2 months ago 1 0 1 0
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hhhuh. wjat. who are you now. Huh

2 months ago 0 0 1 0

mmaybe

2 months ago 0 0 1 0

none of your busyness. now let me finish my drink

2 months ago 1 0 1 0

god forbode I havvve a drink

2 months ago 0 0 1 0

why wpjoufld you say that

2 months ago 1 0 1 0

in the forest. straight up ”poisonong it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. My felix

2 months ago 4 0 3 0

I wouldn’t want him to like that. Here I thought you claimed to be one of the only people who wouldn’t call me gay.

3 months ago 0 0 1 0

…What are you implying

3 months ago 0 0 1 0

What can I say, Miss Woods? Just stating the facts.

3 months ago 1 0 1 0

Then he’d still be dead, dumbass

3 months ago 0 0 1 0
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You’ll be pleased to know the feeling is mutual.

3 months ago 0 0 0 0

You really ought to stop keeping her from realizing her true potential in Targent. Haven‘t you learned anything?

3 months ago 0 0 1 0
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Looks like Felix can’t use this feature…

3 months ago 7 0 3 0

[He glares at her]

ofc ourse I’m serious. Staop laughing I’m straight!!! This proves it. Yep

3 months ago 0 0 1 0

Ok I said this to leedore. Issaid are tou feel licks. Are you his body. After I burened it. Cause youreee smokinnn hottt

3 months ago 0 0 1 0

I DIDNOT MEAN TO SAY TGAT. Shut up shut up. I didn’t mean to call me that. Callum that. I have the best pickup lines for women ever. Actually. Youwhish you had pickop lines like me.

3 months ago 0 0 1 0

I didont mean to come onnnn.

[He giggles]

not the piont though. The point is uyoure gay.

3 months ago 0 0 1 0
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Call you what

3 months ago 0 0 1 0

I am not I am not! Ewhen will you achept the truth. I’m gay and you’re. FUCK.

I’m straight and hytoure gay!!!! Issimple magpee.

3 months ago 0 0 1 0

Okay well parts of them are sort of staragiht but anyhway. you know that im straight. Even he said i was straight. Yoghre a LIAT

3 months ago 0 0 1 0

sHUT UP I am STRAIGHT as a. As a um. Nose. I toldyoy that I like anchelaa’s nose cause I’m straight. YOURE soggay. I’m a professonal strahjiyt man.

3 months ago 0 0 1 0

Go an ask a profishional 🚬! Theyd say it was. But just cuz women dontt like me doensot mean I don’t like women!! I love women cause I’m starggiuytt

3 months ago 0 0 1 0