I don’t have the time to make this right now but imagine I replied with an image of a angry sobbing wokack rapidly typing at a computer and there’s a phd certificate hanging on the wall behind them
Pelican @pelicanmerchant.bsky.social Made over 50 replies yesterday I watched a kid get hit by a car as he pedaled into the street. The driver committed suicide.
Beast mode
Tressie McMillan Cottom • @tressiemcphd.bs... • 19h If there are roads, road deaths are a fact of life. That's kind of...yeah. You can reduce them. You cannot eradicate them. What are we talking about here? Elle @biknmusicmama.bsky.social • 19h Made over 30 replies yesterday Replies over 20 times per day on average Europe has cut their road deaths in half while ours are skyrocketing, by examining what will make everyone safer on the road. Like guns, we have a road safety problem and it's not beyond changing. To say that road deaths are a fact of life is the lie 7 3 49 ...
Whenever this person pops up on my TL (which is often because they post too much), they’re usually saying something pretty stupid and/or annoying
delete this
MrCasualgamer • 5h SRX 400 In europe we would hang whoever designed that road ••• ~ Reply 205
I wish I was European
Atlanta
🕒 8:03 PM - 8:06 PM ET (8x speed)
🌡️ 81°F | Clear
📍: 33.749000,-84.388000
Natalie if any of these guys making jokes about your partner’s name are bothering you please let me know.
Everyone is so stupid lmao
I love instagram graphics so much. It’s beautiful getting to watch what the dumbest minds can come up with when they have access to Adobe Illustrator
Somehow reactionary anti-AI people who don’t know what the fuck they’re even talking about and the pro-AI tech freaks have become equally annoying to me. Everyone shut the fuck up!!
[Someone who has zero software development experience whatsoever] Bluesky went down today because they use AI
This stuff is already pure comedy
It's really funny several people who did not know each other tried to kill Sam Altman multiple times in the span of like 36 hours. I cannot fathom having vibes that bad
Ty king
Good calls on all of this, thanks! Will do
I'm also going to visualize bus speeds – any routes that are consistently fast/slow?
Lmfao hell yeah
module.exports = { '22': 'Clark', '66': 'Chicago', '77': 'Belmont', '49': 'Western', '72': 'North', '9': 'Ashland', '8': 'Halsted', '151': 'Sheridan', '147': 'Outer DuSable', '79': '79th', '36': 'Broadway', };
I'm working on a bot that posts when CTA buses are bunched. What are some routes you've seen bunching happen frequently? These are the ones I'm tracking so far
If we got a bunch of schizophrenic Chicago residents together and convinced them the delivery robots were actually autonomous bombs piloted by the US military we could quickly enter something I’d like to call the “cool zone.” Just some food for thought
Willis Tower Skydeck (North View)
🕒 10:34 PM - 10:34 PM CT (2x speed)
🌡️ 75°F | Overcast
📍: 41.878900,-87.635900
This rocks lol
Anyways the CTA should just.....do this
Still working on my project to automatically fetch my Ventra card data and generate wrapped stats for my CTA usage. Eventually I'll make the code public. This is my March transit usage
Norman Rockwell painting of guy standing at the meeting
I like Chicago’s street cleaning system because I enjoy seeing drivers get mass ticketed
Sick ass bike
[Explaining to Racism Dog that I have to kill him because he bit an Asian man] You did a raceirino. And now I have to send you to the vet’s office downstairs
critical support to our beautiful hogs in their insurgency against dallas
