Sick in a hotel but still got to horny post. 🤒

This isn't the only thing left-leaning, so go vote in your primaries. ✌️

If you see this, get your mouth back on it 🤤

Someone's showing hard this morning. 🍆

Best way I know how. 👅

Feel every vein for #FCF

Happy to have bsky back! Now here's my junk!

A great day to grab it and rub one out. 🤤

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Dicks up! 🥵

Lick it?

Here's the number for the congressional switchboard. Please call your reps and senators. This man needs to be removed from office now.

(202) 224-3121

You'll never guess what's behind this #TowelTuesday

Was bored, so here I am in front of the mirror with the dick out

Something something dick. I was bored.

I mean... 👀

Starting the day with sausage and two eggs in a nest for breakfast?

Objects on #fcf are fatter than they appear. ⚠️

Yes.

Me trying to do anything when this pic exists:

Not much in life would make me happier. 😘

It's pretty hard* to not be horny when you're so horny too bro.

*see my dick most of the day

Putting the THIGH in #thighsday today.

When I say this man has been SPRINTING through my mind of late 🏃

Just need a comp of Aabriyah and Brennan losing their shit together during this campaign, it gets me every time seeing them frying their last brain cells.

Post something random, or you'll have an AWFUL April

in your face

Happy April Fools I won't post my hairy dong today. 😏😏😏

🫣

you post AI, you’re gettin unfollowed and blocked. fuck off with that shit

In lieu of #scs I'll post for the missed #fcf this week instead. Not like it'd stay soft long enough anyway. 😌