Got woken up by one of the cats licking my eyelid. Do not recommend.

I imagined the Chatsubo in 1984. 41 years later I opened its door. Neuromancer is in production.

86 fucking years old.

I am crying 😭😭😭

Wait until you see Eddy 😭😭😭

I told you we’d be back

jeff: i’m a chef

geoff: i am also a cheof

Quite the payoff

DILF en abyme

a store on a street corner. the stores sign is partially torn revealing part of an older sign underneath. the sign now (arguably) reads 'american hagnuts'

going to hagnuts if anyone wants anything

Cat looks like he just called Drake a pedophile

I love everything about this. 💚

Really enjoying this classic Sesame Street segment, two minutes of freestyle jazz riffing on saxophone factory footage

5. It all means nothing in the end / Amy Hupe / FFConf 2024 YouTube video by Remy Sharp

It'd help if I posted the link though www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTFW...

Revisited the stand-out talk from last year's FFConf - It All Means Nothing In The End by @amyhupe.bsky.social . Exploring how to find purpose and deal with burnout, it resonated deeply with me. 40 minutes well spent, even the second time around.

Love this thread

The time I Broke my High School Mail Server · eieio.games For 3 days in 2006, nobody at my high school could turn in homework because of my dumb joke. Here's why.

for a few days in 2006 nobody in high school could turn in homework and it was my fault

a little story about mail rules, teenage computer mischief, and good adults~

This is on my blog eieio.games/blog/breakin...

but I'll also summarize it here (are bsky threads a thing? not sure...)

Thank you for writing this book. I bought a second copy for a family member.

I'm not saying I'm down with the kids but Soundcloud just played me an ad for retirement homes

My sister’s friend recently went to the Museum of Natural History in Pakistan and folks… there’s nothing natural about it

The sound of Jell-O getting shredded is one of the most disturbing noises I ever heard in my life. This is something straight out of hell. DO NOT LISTEN WITH HEADPHONES ON!!!

feeling stressed from family time?

wind down with the Christmas episode of “The Bear”

I am available for new contract work.

I have 20+ years 😩 experience in web design and development and I’m still learning. I have written courses and books that have influenced interface design across the industry. I love prototyping, writing documentation, creative coding, and #a11y.

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My boyfriend got kicked off the cyber truck waiting list for having sex.

I introduced KPIs into my romantic relationships to maximise our collective happiness.

Here's a thread of how it went so you can decide if it's right for you and your partner(s) 👇

Me, being high: sometimes I feel like I want to eat colours

Skittles scientist: YES

I just saw someone refer to mansplaining as 'correctile dysfunction' so please excuse me while I laugh hysterically for 6 hours. 🤣🤣

Red and yellow sign reads “I BUY HORSES- LARGE? SMALL? STRANGE REGULAR? I BOUGHT EVERY HORSE I'VE EVER SEEN” followed by a phone number and an offer of fast cash.

EVERY FUCKING HORSE