its true. payday 2's gameplay DID ruin the franchise, and there's ABSOLUTELY 5 and a half hours worth of stuff to talk abo--

nvm its a pd2 player he's just straight up wrong for hours on end. go play pd1 and learn how the game is supposed to work thank's

wonder what the through-line is between us 30-somethings popularizing "how many layers of irony are you on" type shit a decade or so ago, and today's early 20-somethings being unable to be sincere or show emotion at any time

this is not necessarily a complaint i just find it very funny that that's really all thats happening here

i have to applaud nintendo for managing to sell mad libs as a video game and having all of online posting clips of it

ok. so obviously its bannable to say something like "i am going to hit you with a hammer". but is it bannable to say "i think they should make it legal to hit you, specifically, with hammers"

just saw someone describe hotline miami as a "top-down fuck-em-up". yeah pretty much

was kinda worried the new archspire album wouldnt be great, given their recent lineup changes

it actually might be their best one yet

Parapa the Rapper doing Linked In Park "One thing I don't know why it doesn't even matter how hard you try"

like people see a billy or abrams, they know to start hovering their finger over the F key. ivy? they're expecting to react to stoneform by dashing out, so you can just whack them for 1000 damage for free. over and over again.

no one expects melee ivy, no one parries her after the first 10 minutes of the game. she naturally wants fleetfoot and colossus, two HMC items in the rare chance they *do* know how to parry, and stoneform is the only good HMC ability. even if they do hit parry, now they're standing in kudzu bomb

found my new fav deadlock build

"ivy is a tank since the march patch" ok so just build her like abrams with a gun that's actually good??

in a deadlock game where "Piss Girl" is in a lane against "viscous x pocket yuri"

why is this game's playerbase so Like That. i'm not complaining im just wondering what the reason for it is

do microbiology nerds have shirts that say "ATGC" in the acdc font

oh hell yeah dude trashy """tribal""" tattoos are popular again. they're just calling it cybersigilism now. which like, ok, better name, but still the worst tattoo you can get,

yeah, i entirely understand it when it's someone who hasn't logged in at all. the current restrictions are too generous for that, i've seen SO many people go "uhh idk i'll play a level 7 i guess??" not realizing they should be on a 2

but when i have an s+ rank on a 13, dont make me play the 7 lmfao

this goes for every rhythm game actually. you're making a genre where the skills are transferable between games. people *will* pick up your game at 80% of the way to the skill cap, where doing stuff that's 30% of the way there is dreadfully boring. if you make them do that, the game ends up boring.

sega could make me enjoy their rhythm games about 20x more with a single change that would take 2 seconds: unlock master difficulty immediately. dont make me play the boring easy shit first.

what was with that twitter culture of writing callout posts on a throwaway account

some brand new 0-follower account isn't getting noticed by anyone. whoever first RT-d it is obviously the person behind it. just post it on your main ???

might be the first time deadlock's balance has been *so* bad that i stop playing for a bit

"which ever team has the haze wins at 30 minutes" just isnt a good game sorry

[someone explaining the sunk cost fallacy to me] haha. yeah man. i also suck cocks phallusly

ok listen. i have, for whatever reason, seen multiple people praising that philips oneblade razor thing today. i need you to understand something: they must be getting paid for it. i fell for it a year or two back and its gotta be the single most useless thing i own. do not make my mistake.

you ever think about how twitter bought out vine and shut it down, only for tiktok to come along and become what it is? i do

turns out the solution to this problem is, somehow, of all the heroes in the game, drifter

so now i play both the friendly helpful little gremlin and Mass Murder McEdgelord. lmfao.

why is the artemis 2 a manned flight anyway? what are they doing that couldn't be done unmanned?

like dont get me wrong, "sending people further than ever before" is a good enough reason on its own, but is that the only reason?

watching a video about some 3ds factory testing cartridges

"this one has a serial port on it, so you could connect it to a computer. i guess this was used to put the serial number on the device,"

i get how you reached that assumption but no

never been more disappointed than the day venator released and i realized he has zero mobility or survival tools

back on my bullshit of trying to find another deadlock hero to play besides gun ivy before remembering everyone just feels like shit compared to her

"hurhur bsky downtime because ai xd they vibecoded it all" one of these days yall are going to learn what AI actually does and how the internet actually works. today is not that day

the top ranks of deadlock's leaderboards are very funny. like you've got a bunch of people who play the game for a living (thanks twitch). then in 20th you have Wander, a literal Dad Gamer who just plays for a few hours in the evening and often goes afk mid-match to check on his infant child

no, youtube, that is not what game this is