buying a lottery ticket after finding a woodlands mansion two hills away from spawn

i know we have to "push back" or whatever but this administration has us saying the goofiest, most obvious shit. late night hosts are allowed to make jokes. actually, WE pay tariffs. no, that's not how tylenol works. could be solving climate change but instead we're debunking middle school rumors

i’ll always stop for a piccrew 🙏🏻

How the World Works

open.spotify.com/track/1zsbPs...

stripped screws are a form of ragebait.

going to grab my water bottle only to find out it’s empty bc past me didn’t want to get up and refill it feels like being shot 57 times

SUPPORT NEEDED:

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this painting is on my credit card

BOBS BURGERS IN FORTNITE AND NO ONE WAS GONNA TELL ME?

my pride drop is now live 👀

a woman is standing in front of a crowd with her hands in the air and her mouth open . ALT: a woman is standing in front of a crowd with her hands in the air and her mouth open .

dbd revival in 2025

these two!! :D

a woman wearing a wig and earrings is smiling and touching her hair . ALT: a woman wearing a wig and earrings is smiling and touching her hair .

elle fanning announced as effie and i won two book giveaways all in the same day ….. life is worth livinnnnn

an elderly woman is sitting in the back of a red van and asking where are my lesbians ? ALT: an elderly woman is sitting in the back of a red van and asking where are my lesbians ?

lesbians are truly gifts to the earth i love us 🫂

If you love your library, listen up…

my best friend gets it

a black and white photo of a man covering his mouth with his hands . ALT: a black and white photo of a man covering his mouth with his hands .

found a hidden wild berry celsius in the back of the fridge today

having four streams open at once for the neat dude smp is not for the weak

I wish I could tell the moon how much I like it

a square illustration of two mice under a large leaf umbrella surrounded by strawberries, leaves, daises and grass. the mouse on the right is a brown colour, they are facing the other mouse smiling. they have a daisy on their head, a brown scarf, a long beige jacket, a yellow backpack and white socks with some boots. the other mouse is facing forward but looking at the other whilst they're holding hands. this mouse is also holding the umbrella up in the other hand. they're wearing a red scarf, a dark red cross body bag, large round glasses, a long orange coat and some black boots. rae's watermark is in the bottom right corner.

let's hang out in the strawberry field together🐭🍓

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NEAT DUDE SMP in big text atop an overhead view of a blocky forest in minecraft, with the focus on a building that looks to be the shape of the number 2. there is text as well teasing the date of february 2nd

it’s time…

i need that ad with the man who has a cowboy hat shaped head to get off my tl

save me lush sleepy soap…… save me……..

Two books pictured, the first titled “Gwen & Art are not in Love” and the second titled “The Sapling Cage”

full haul for any carers 🙂‍↕️

A book titled “The Sapling Cage”

did a library run today and this is one of the prettiest covers i’ve seen 😭

pink is such a cute color on you!!! <3

A collage of pictures of a dog named Sirius to celebrate his “gotcha day”

today might be valentine’s day it’s also my pup’s gotcha day <3