I actually saw this when you first posted it just took me this long to recover and try to even begin to express how much joy it has given me and my gratitude because I've been low social battery and I was gearing up to leave a big commENT AND THEN IT BREACHED CONTAINMENT? *wheeze* ;w;
Inside the First Talon, there are two wolves:
Biggest praise kink in Thedas Lucanis Dellamorte the Dutiful, who just wants to do what he's told like a good little grandson
And
Spite, the Ur-Brat
What is "Lucanis is an uwu bbygirl bean and all these women are not mean enough to him"?
Lucanis Dellamorte in four poses. 1. Holding a book while doing an easy vertical split 2. Bending back and planting his fingertips behind his heels with his knees straight 3. Pillowing his head as he dozes with back arched and his legs balancing over his head 4. As spite, the traditional jacko meme pose of chest down, legs straight and back deeply arched. His hands are planted next to his shoulders, ready to pounce
#lucanisdellamorte #lucanis #spite #da:v #DAV Lucanis doing some routine morning stretches. He got comfy and eepy and spite came out to show off.
Not pictured: the rest of the party trying to look casual while they 👀😳🥵🥴 (Emmerich and Taash are not being subtle) (Emmerich brought out a lawn chair)
Mr. "I cook and knit and read romance novels and I'm wanted in 40 states for various murders" and Mr. "Rough and rugged apex hunter and doting single father" out here deconstructing toxic masculinity together and kisssssinggggg
THE DUALITY OF THIS MAN
The thin little scar across them? I worship at the alter. 🙏
Sanji from the anime one piece crying in two consecutive pictures, suggesting overwhelming, increasing emotions
Beautiful. Stunning. Elegant. Wholesome. Shining. Enlightening. Blessed. Worthy. Noble.
I know the term gets overused, but he is the golden retriever boyfriend to Lucanis' rescued black cat found in a dumpster possessed by the mangey possum that is spite boyfriend
He's a desperately thirsty man in a desert and rook is his oasis. Bless you Rook, for being so fucking hard to kill even an assassin can start to envision a future where you somehow endure his disaster-inducing presence 🙏
Rorschach: never compromise, not even in the face of Armageddon
OCD Assessment Form: never compromises, not even in the face of anxiety medication
In light of being one of two survivors of Caterina's entire 13 person lineage, with the other being the guy (his only friend 😭) who tried to get him killed, man's got to feel like walking poison. You can tell it took seeing her to believe Caterina was alive. No wonder he tries not to get attached 🥲
Humble request for you to give him Viago's beard 🥺
Author: I intended Lucanis to be a virgin
You: hmm, interesting. I just wish I knew what the author intended.
Author: Lucanis Dellamorte has never experienced coitus
You: it's a mystery
Author: carries his v card next to his license to kill
You: we may never know
Author: never SEEN a tit
You: 🤔
Alas, it fits fine so long as you don't think that you need sex to have a "full life"? Which is an awkward take imo, being a pretty fulfilled asexual 🥴 Even then, it's perfectly in line with later in the conversation lamenting how his circumstance has limited his experiences. That's basic continuity
A memetic depiction of a woman carrying a man and pointing accusatory at another woman. They are labels "Caterina", "Lucanis'", and "Literally anything that could make him happy" respectively.
He's lamenting that his life is NOT fully lived is the point. He says "yeah I want to have a full life, so its too bad I can't because my entire character is about sacrificing what I actually want to fulfill the expectations of those around me"
Think of it like this: scoring is like a pet wyvern...
It transitions straight into how his life in the crows controlled everything so unless you think that was about meemaw Caterina cock blocking him idk if that's true
Then again Caterina chasing away any romantic prospect for Lucanis because no one is good enough for her baby boy? Perfection 🌬️🤌 mwah
Maybe being open to plenty of different experiences? Traveling, meeting people from all walks of life (and NOT killing them), eating different foods, trying different hobbies (cooking, knitting). Sex is just kinda one thing. He also seems to be a lightweight so he's not much for drinking either.
I finally made a Bluesky account to tell you 1. Based 2. Andraste bless you for this boon. You didn't have to but you've so kindly fed us 😭
