safe travels! 🙂

if you wanna know where i'm at in terms of my needs rn

dude at the Taco Bell gave me a free mystery slushie thing with all the syrups and i swear i almost came. that gesture alone was the equivalent of someone getting down on one knee to propose and lord knows i would've said yes

i need help 🥴

mmmmm 🤤 save me a seat i'm on my way 😂😂

what didja get?

A patchwork of iridescent oil blotches on asphalt.

fellas is it gay to be oil

Blood Orange San Pellegrino drink packaging framed in a way to make the flavor appear to say just "Blood"

um so i think i found out why this tastes like i'm drinking pennies

a case can't protect your iPhone against a 4,000ft drop off the Grand Canyon, but a wrist strap can prevent it altogether

A macro view of a wrist strap for a Nintendo Wii Motion Controller

can phone manufacturers please start putting this on their phones again

imagine a world where people don't accidentally drop their phones into a sewer grate or off the edge of a cruise ship because they had a cheap and convenient wrist strap

Side view of a person sitting in a red truck, propping their arm vertically against the driver's side window with their middle finger erected.

i think my coworker is trying to send me a message

Comments on a video titled "2025 Telegraph Cruise in Taylor, Michigan" Lameonade (7 months ago): "wish i had a nice enough car to feel good about driving in one of these" 2001SRN_Tornado_Siren (16 minutes ago): "There is a 2001 SNRB Siren behind Subway on Telegraph Road."

thanks, i guess?

i just tried to say "hi" and "how's it going" and ended up saying "how"

i am cancelling my subscription to life ASAP

An empty Google search box with several recent searches listed below: "i don't smoke tobacco," "i don't want to smoke tobacco," "i don't smoke or do anything related to tobacco," & "stop showing me ads about tobacco."

trying a new meta to avoid certain targeted ads

for context, i don't smoke or vape and i continue to get a variety of anti-smoking/anti-vaping adverts on various websites. i'm just seeing if this is a more immediate way of seeing change instead of taking action through my Google AdChoices portal

i'll have to try this smoothie recipe when i get home

i do wish there were some more watch faces with an AOD that would display the date. the current one i have has text so small that i have to bring it close to my face and squint to read it (i turned raise to wake off because i move my arms around a lot at work and the constant on/off is distracting).

i am enjoying it, though it has a lot less functionality than the Samsung. it's very quick to display notifications, sometimes even quicker than my phone. the battery lasts a good length of time, and the charging is quick enough, though the charging cable is pretty easy to accidentally disconnect

ever since watching videos on sinkholes, seeing bubbles effervesce from wet asphalt makes me nervous

*makes a post joking about people liking spiders*

my ad preferences and social media feeds: "So I heard you like spiders! Here's nothing but spiders for you! Enjoy!"

maybe i should just post whatever random creative thing i'm working on at the moment and not care about whether people like it or not

A macro photo of a spider with the caption "Huntsman from Costa Rica 🇨🇷" posted in a Facebook group titled "Not just macros" by a user named Jeremiah Winden

freaky ahh people: spiders aren't scary, they're actually kind of cute 🥺

the spider:

"Your income" with two columns underneath it. 2024 has the value of $73,649.00 while 2025 has the value of $15,933.00

2025 was not my year as far as money goes lol

maybe i have artificial intelligence

*discovers a new song i like*

ooo, i like this song. i'm going to listen to it until my ears bleed and i never want to hear it again

if i had to choose an ice cream flavor to call my favorite, i think it would be unlocking my phone and staring at the home screen, questioning why i unlocked it, then locking it again. yeah i think that's my favorite ice cream flavor 😋

idk how many time it needs to be said, but everything is on a spectrum, lol

happy New Year, frumps 🩶

i just want to make it clear that "shut the fuck up" is a phrase of endearment from me ❤️

*spends 30 minutes trying to compose a niche post within the constraints of the app and societal expectations*

well this just ain't gonna work

*deletes draft*

i hate when people tell me i look cold, that i need to be wearing more layers, etc. i tell them i'm not cold but to no avail. i'm just going to start lying at this point. my mother is a penguin and my father is a polar bear. i was born in Antarctica inside an iceberg. my heart is made of ice. 😐

🥺🫂

CMF Watch 3 Pro calculator app displaying a number (4.865e+02) as a result of performing a calculation

CMF Watch 3 Pro calculator app displaying a number (486.54) as a result of manually typing in the digits

Cropped screenshot of and Android calculator app displaying an expression and its product as follows: 459×1.06=486.54 or 486 & 27/50ths

okay i do have a serious gripe with the CMF Watch calculator function though. WHY does it use scientific notation when i have only 2 decimals? and it can clearly display it fine? this is a pain for doing quick math for a tip or tax calculations because it drops the tenths place for no reason