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Eh? All of the mirrors around here must be ancient. I haven’t seen myself in years.

Boo boo keys

They should invent a mirror I can see myself in.

Both! …Mostly surprising others. It comes with the territory.

Big teeth, even bigger dreams and dick also.

Capito, vostra maestà!

⠀i don’t know how to stay tender with this much blood in my mouth .

Hehgh

It’s good that i’m a fan of surprises, eh?

☹️☹️☹️

Grazie, tesorino. Take your time!

🧛‍♂️

*In Depeche Mode voice

Personal Pizza

You could borrow it, since it’s so funny. All you have to do is ask.

I Don't Care Fall Out Boy · Folie à Deux · Song · 2008

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Raise your hand if you’re okay with cold fingers!

hey thanks for letting me stay over i’m just going to sneak out the cat door before you wake up

I do enjoy scaring… Or am I the one being scared?

Sì I can! You flatter me, carissima.

Mio sole….

I can help!!!

Going all out, eh? Grazie, I’ll put on a show.

She makes my undead heart beat.

I’ve got something better planned for sinful Sunday. This is just a warmup.

When you put it that way… you are right. Just more refined.

Sì we share the same perspective then. A blackout day just for me? I’m not sure we could get everyone on board with that. Some people like the mystique.

Sì…

She is perfetto… sono innamorato.

Per favore. I need the scene set.

Not for me. Though, I haven’t tried it in almost a decade. Call me picky but i’m not one to stray away from what I like.

Four at most, wilting away in a vase. I’ll have to come out in the daytime more often so people know I still exist.