We went from "Open the Fuckin' Strait or I'll Commit War Crimes" to "I'll block the strait because I chickened out and got played" in less than a week.

Negative IQ is a thing right?

A message from my autistic son about not understanding how to file taxes, "Marvel and Transformers are a lot more fun, lol. I can understand those better. Lol. My ear is ringing for some reason"

One thing I don't really talk about much is the fact that my oldest son (now 26) is autistic. He's still working on figuring the world out. He's needing to do his taxes and just sent me this. Which struck me as so pure and innocent and honest that I had to share.

homer simpson from the simpsons is sitting in a chair with his mouth open and screaming . Alt: homer simpson from the simpsons is sitting in a chair with his mouth open and screaming .

The problem with cooking bacon is that there's never enough cooked bacon after cooking the bacon because I've eaten most of the cooked bacon while cooking the bacon.

Looks like it was Taco Tuesday in Iran last night...

The sitting President just called for the end of an entire civilization. It’s time to impeach him.

just to be clear, everyone, when 8 pm EDT comes and goes, regardless of what does or does not happen, the president still threatened genocide and war crimes and we should still impeach, arrest, and try him

The President is openly threatening genocide. A crime against humanity. He must be removed from office.

The 25th Amendment must be invoked. If not, Congress has to do our damn job. Speaker Johnson, call us into session. War powers & impeachment. Remove this man from office.

The President of the United States is threatening to commit war crimes and wipe out a "whole civilization" — all because he started a disastrous war of his own making and had no plan and no strategy for how to end it.

This is abhorrent, and the American people do not support this.

Fairly certain that these days the answer is a sliding window depending on your political beliefs.

Do US military personnel know that an order to commit a war crime is an illegal order and that they will be held accountable just the same as the person who gives the order if they follow it? Just curious.

... Critically, you can't mandate what workflow someone follows, but you should always tune your workflow to your audience when feasible.

Personally I don't mind reviewing large PRS, whether they are split into multiple commits or not -- I always look at the final state of the PR anyway as opposed to reviewing commit-by-commit. The thing that helps with review is a good PR description and code comments....

I've said this before. I'll say it again. The LOC touched in a PR doesn't matter. It's not an indicator of productivity. A one word change can carry more weight, positive or negative, than a 20k LOC change.

The only time LOC matters is to the poor soul that has to review it.

She had integrity to give up?

For no reason at all other than I woke up feeling like I'd been hit by a truck and ran over a few times... I have to say that hot tubs are among the worlds all time greatest inventions... they'd be *the* greatest if the effects lasted for more than 30 minutes after getting out. Back to bed for me.

It adds strength to the argument that contributors are responsible for their assertions about their own contributions. The DCO is effectively a Trust-based system. Up until now we've always does implicit acceptance, this makes it explicit, which is what it should have been all along.

So... Has Vance been put in charge of committing fraud or is "fraud czar" just a way of acknowledging that he is a fraud? I guess it could be both.

Yeah, there's going to be some growing pains on this and it won't be perfect for a while. That's to be expected. As we go it'll get smoother.

Requiring `Signed-off-by` moving forward · Issue #62577 · nodejs/node As a heads up... moving forward, the project will require all contributors to explicitly sign-off on commits using the Signed-off-by: Name <Email> trailer in commits. This will be enforced by a new...

Moving forward, nodejs/node will require all commits from people (not bots or other automation) to include the `Signed-off-by` attestation for the DCO (`git commit -s`).

We should have been doing this all along ever since we adopted the DCO.. but better late than never.

github.com/nodejs/node/...

No joke, I saw one comment an hour or so ago claiming that the Artemis photo is "obviously AI" because the picture of Earth did not show the United States anywhere.. which explains a lot about how we ended up with the orange turd as president.

There was a time when Artemis would have excited me.

You know what would excite me now? The full unredacted Epstein files and actual accountability for those named in it; Getting the current trash out of the White House and Federal Govt, and prosecuting everyone involved with ICE terrorism.

I plan to port the prototype implementation to Cloudflare Workers in the coming weeks but it'll likely remain experimental there for a while until we're sure it's stable enough -- given the Workers backwards compat requirements we don't want to rush to make it available until we're sure it's stable

The spec draft can be found here: stream-iter.jasnell.me

There are comprehensive tests and docs in the nodejs/node repo.

Benchmarks show that in most scenarios it can be faster than both Web streams and classic Node.js streams while using up to 90% less heap memory.

There's more work to do...

An experimental implementation of the new streams API has landed in Node.js as an early prototype. nodejs.org/docs/latest/...

It's available in Node.js 25.9.0 running with the `--experimental-stream-iter` runtime flag using either `require('stream/iter')` or `import { Stream } from 'stream/iter'`

Right, while employers might be mandating their employees to use AI tools on their own products, they aren't mandating that they are used in open source contributions... which brings me back to the point: at least with regards to open source, no one is saying you must use them.

Ok. Sure. Employers mandate lots of things. I'm not a big fan of mandated workflow. It does make it far less likely that any kind of ban would be enforceable.

Who's arguing that you must start using it?

Bah, you're doing fine.

Amazon ad for remote controls.

When Amazon picks up on the fact we have dogs that like to chew on things....

Expand this to cover "Every Republican" and I agree with you 100%