byu students

kermit the frog is covering his mouth with his hand and looking at the camera . ALT: kermit the frog is covering his mouth with his hand and looking at the camera .

Bubble gut on the day I have to fly across the country.

My brain may be cooked but at least I made 8 people laugh with this.

Ever get a work email so frustrating that you just burst into tears?

Talking honestly. Sometimes I just have to say “hey, today is a bad day for me.” And asking for what I need or how I need support at times. I’ve also promised my partner that if things get really bad that I’ll ask for help. We’ve built up a lot of trust over the years in knowing when to ask for help

Also, I’ve never worn one out in public in my entire life so this is a big deal for me 🙈

Where are we getting our speedo-style bathing suits from. Asking for me 👀

Menace to society

Gooney Toons

Bussy Galore

People in general. Saw it happen twice (two different people) at work today

Still listening at 5pm btw

TBH my pets are significant and are members of my family!

You ever spend a bunch of time consecutively with your pet, and then you have to be away from them for a few hours and you think “oh wow, we got so close and now I really miss them” like they’re a significant other? 🥺😢

What does it say about me that I will walk five minutes farther and pay more $ at the cafe where the baristas barely acknowledge you versus the cheaper, closer cafe with an overly chatty barista?

Deleted another language learning app off my phone. I feel like an actual educator needs to be a part of the design process because the sequence and pacing of lessons have been horrendous.

a woman is singing into a microphone while a man is playing a piano . ALT: a woman is singing into a microphone while a man is playing a piano .

Nobody:

Me at 7am after shitty sleep home alone with the dogs listening to music: YOU CAN RING MY BEEEEEEELLL RING MY BELL

QVC and HSN filed for bankruptcy?! The end is near y’all.

I know a Matt biblically 🤭

I saw someone read this girl by calling her Kim Doordashian and I’m in tears 🤣

🤔🤔🤔

a cartoon character with two eyes and arms and legs ALT: a cartoon character with two eyes and arms and legs

Lolol I had the same reaction

As someone with thunder thighs, I sympathize

The irony is not lost on me that 4/20 is also the anniversary of me moving to/arriving in Seattle 😂

We all reach a point where if we even think those bedsheets are gonna be crusty we’re not interested 😷🤢

What I’ve learned from gay men posting thirst traps is that a lot more people have very messy bedrooms than I would have thought.

Also, let’s remind each other to clean our mirrors more.

a woman with blonde hair is sitting at a table with a bottle of hot sauce and a glass of water . ALT: a woman with blonde hair is sitting at a table with a bottle of hot sauce and a glass of water .

Me finding out Marcus Mumford had a glow up

Ugh I’m sorry that happened to you. Hope you can find some sort of comfort tonight and in the coming days.

Do any of my bloomfs have an Oura ring? Do you like it? Considering swapping my smart watch for one 👀