Group reveal of new squish: a griffin, kobold, werewolf, gnoll, and mimic. These are handpainted with space themes.
Colorful Lil Fascinus squish group.
Surprise!!!! 🎉
Squish are BACK with all new faces! Along with Helmütt and Lil Fascinators, since we all could use a lil good luck! 🧡
Dropping at Noon ET today!
She's finally ready!! Meet Ginger the Anthro Giraffe. She comes in 2 versions, with a neck (for added stability) or without a neck (for less bulk).
$300 + 1 copy
Final renders by @dasheren.bsky.social
A pool noodle and life ring ovipositor sex toy design complete with eggs and plunger.
New model available!! It's a beach themed ovipositor with water balloon eggs. $175 + 1 physical copy! Graphic design by @dasheren.bsky.social . Model by me
Just a few examples of some items available. Also selling my whole slavermaw collection, lots of MTW, BD, TWH, SBF, HPE, and others available. If you’ve ever had an eye on something from my collection, please reach out.
Today i'm celebrating the brave people who faced arrest to theow dildos at ICE. you're all my heroes. I hope for your speedy release, with the belief no jury in your state will convict you.
This post is going viral, but this isn't walking back. It's reiterating the initial press release. There's no new information in this post, aside from them saying they're using a different ID partner (which doesn't solve that problem) and the Reddit joke. Everything else is the same. Keep pushing.
It also sounds like I’ll likely be getting a promotion in the coming months now that we’ve finally closed last year’s fiscal books. All members of my management up to my CFO love me and wanna keep me at all costs since I’m damn good, so I’m gonna ride out the rest of PSLF at least lol
I also just passed 1 year since my first date with my now gf! Our official anniversary is the end of March. I’m so thankful for her and so glad we have each other. She’s been my rock and I’ve been hers. It’s great having someone who’s stable, mature, nerdy af, and who I can make laugh very easily 💙
I’m not super active here but I’m still alive! Shit’s been fucking wild with work and also a concussion I apparently got that mixed with major life stressors and a bad med that caused a massive clusterfuck and required me to get a brain MRI. But I’m not dying yet so there’s that.
Until food stamps resume, I'll be donating 25% of all NoFrillDo sales to my local food bank. That's $5 per series 3, $6 per series 1, and $10 per series 2. Go get a dildo and dil-do some good.
funkittoys.com/nofrilldo
A sleek humanoid dildo with sunset and bats and a Fantasy Grove T-shirt on a blue and black starry background. Text at the top says "A Batty Halloween Giveaway"
Giveaway rules: You must be 18+ to enter To enter follow Fantasy Grove on Bluesky, and like and share this post Giveaway runs October 20th 2025 through October 24th 2025 Winner drawn October 24th 5p EST Winner will be contacted by DM and must respond with 48 hours to claim prize or else another winner will be drawn Winner will receive a Fantasy Grove shirt, and the large/soft Daybreak pictured here. Winner may choose from sizes XS-XXXL for shirt. If we don't have a specific size in stock there may be a delay on shipping as we order it.
Happy Spooky Season! We've got a fun Halloween giveaway for y'all!
Like, share, and follow to join, and good luck!
ONE WAY OR ANOTHER, I PROMISE.
know what, fuck it, putting some alt text on this
2 years later
I firmly believe that every futch needs an otter homie so you two can gas each other up and encourage homosexual behaviors in the other. I’m so glad my otter homie is in his exploring era. He’s getting out of his shell and having so much fun, it warms my heart! The confidence boost is huge! 💙
And the drop is LIVE!🥳
CreatureFeatureToys.com
- 150+ new toys, including new models & sizes!
- Orders 60+ get a free Souvenir goodie box
- Orders 200+ unlock free shipping
- New hats @ 7:30 (we will combine orders!)
Thanks for an amazing 5 years so far!!!!!🎉
Your Drop Picks are Freshly bathed and ready to get packed and shipped! 😍 If you had an 'item sold' message on something in the drop you really wanted, maybe go double check if it's still there? We had a rather large inventory management bug to squash that night.. 😅🙌 #toydrop #dongsoup #dongsky
I wasn’t able to clean lint off them beforehand, but I FINALLY got my dong case together!!! This isn’t even all of my toys, let alone all my squish, but this is the bulk of my toys!
Y'all butter prepare yourselves for tonight's stock drop ;)
(9/25 at 8:15pm est; pre-shop going up in the next few hours)
Have some UV and GITD closeups! I’m super happy with how I arranged everything, especially since I no longer have an empty almost-assembled bookcase lol
I wasn’t able to clean lint off them beforehand, but I FINALLY got my dong case together!!! This isn’t even all of my toys, let alone all my squish, but this is the bulk of my toys!
A purple squishy cow inspired by Venus of Willendorf, with the title "Heifer of Hayville"
New squishy unlocked! The Venus of Willendorf inspired squishy busty cow, Heifer of Hayville, is available now in 5 sizes!
vulpinidesign.com/products/hei...
Remember. Shut the fuck up.
This was always true before, but even more so now with a government that is just ITCHING to arrest anyone it can for anything.
Shut. The. Fuck. Up.
dildos are pretty neat
⚔️ Let me solo him...
We just dropped a load of Rangers, Niles and Dozers in a range of sizes, so whatever your level, there's something for you.
👉 go.were.dog/drop
The "ber" months are upon us...so you know what that means! The pumpkin patch is open once more! Our seasonal models Horace and little pumpkins are back! Drop happening THIS Friday 9/12 @ 7 pm CST! 🎃🎃🎃
#sextoy #dildo #kink #fantasydildo #bodysafe #silicone
Lady Gaga and NIN released new music videos today at the same time (half an hour ago). My two favorite artists both sharing new art as they age and evolve.
My inner child is so fucking happy! I’m so glad I stuck around to see them thrive! Hopefully I’ll see Gaga live like I just did NIN 🖤
I’m so fortunate my gf paid for a secondhand ticket that popped up last minute! It was a row in front of her and the group, but I was still right there by her and able to finally headbang to Head Like a Hole live like I’ve dreamt of for YEARS! Money is a fuck but I’m so thankful for her and music
Seeing NIN live for the first time this past Friday healed something in me that I didn’t know was there. After spending most of my life expecting I’d be long dead by now (26), I thought seeing them live was a pipe dream. But damnit, I fucking made it! I checked that off the bucket list for sure!!!
As an adult you simply must learn to say "this is not for me" and then leave it be.
