Seeing I also follow Borussia Dortmund, Hartford Athletic, grew up a Whalers fan, and until recently followed the NY Jets, I think I have a thing for getting constantly let down.
Picking up the Mets was a natural choice...one I question quite often.
Literally beat me to it lol
Jon Bois (@jon_bois) why watch overtime playoff hockey when you can simply snort cocaine and ride a motorcycle out of a helicopter
The best description of playoff OT hockey is right here:
Playoff Overtime is a different monster.
As a neutral fan, it's so much fun to watch.
If your team is in one of those, it's a brand of torture that would normally result in an involuntary trip to The Hague.
Pulling the goalie when there's a delayed penalty is an almost no-risk move as the play gets whistled dead once the other team gets possession.
There have been times where that backfired due to an own goal, but those are very rare (and very funny sometimes)
He's gonna try this and his opponent is gonna Indiana Jones his ass...
started reading NIXONLAND and it's pretty funny that Nixon was basically Frank Grimes and every single human being he ever met, so far as he was concerned, was Homer Simpson
Somehow, I don't see "The Minions Join The Ustase" going over well in some circles...
As someone that lives near Sandy Hook and knows how much that asshole Alex Jones hurt those families, this is some of the best news possible.
Hoo boy...
Arsenal's really gonna go from a possible quad to maybe nothing, aren't they?
Also lifting Luis Diaz for *checks notes, shakes head* Harry Kane.
No words.
And then they casually take Musiala and Diaz off for *checks notes* Olise and Kane...
And Kane promptly scores.
SMDH
The sound of Yabba Dabba Doo before Can-Can is enough to make anyone want to take an ice pick to their eardrums...
There's quick strike offenses, then there's what Vincent Kompany's Bayern can unleash on an opposing club.
3 goals in 6'.
They can get the glass boots topped off with some Paulaner right about now.
Seems that St Mirren equalizer at 90+2 pissed Celtic off....
Somerset Patriots (Yankees AA affiliate) in alternate rebrand as the Jersey Diners.
Oh boy, I honestly don't know where I can even start on dissecting that cosmically awful take, so just a little factoid:
NJ embraces their love of diners so much that one of the MiLB teams in the state (Somerset Patriots (Yankees AA affiliate)) does an alternate rebrand as the....*Jersey Diners*
I swear, I'm gonna amend my will to ensure a rep from Dortmund, a rep from the Mets, and a rep from Hartford Athletic can be pallbearers at my funeral so they can let me down one final time.
Some sort of sick experiment to see how much a club can chronically disappoint their supporters.
- Said as a Dortmund fan.
Death.
Taxes.
Dortmund letting me down during the stretch run.
That'll pretty much seal the Meisterschale for Bayern.
Yeah, just a bit shaken and honestly been laughing about it because it's literally the most Litchfield County thing ever (granted it was in Southbury, which is New Haven County, but close enough).
Well, today's been a fun day.
Managed to hit a *bear* with my car this afternoon.
I'm OK.
The car is kind of OK (airbags didn't go off, but the sensors are all messed up now).
The bear, sadly, is not OK.
The Texas Rangers fail at reading the room yet again...
It's not a case of the cheese slipping off the cracker.
It's more like the cheese hit the floor and the dog collected the Cheese Tax with glee.
Nautical equivalent of this:
As someone that supports their opponents on that dark day 37 years ago (Forest), any sort of sporting rivalry with Liverpool gets shelved every April 15.
Justice for the 97.
- Spurs women are grossly underpaid
- Daniel Levy is grossly overpaid.
Both statements are true.
Ok, ya did the job.
In the most hilarious way possible.
3 saves in PKs is just chef's kiss...
For my Hartford Athletic peeps:
Momo getting the start and up front with James Rodriguez tonight for MN Utd in their Cup match at Sacramento.
Not sure if Edwards is getting the nod for Sacto or doing his usual supersub thing.
