it's rhetorical

FUCKING WHEEZING

I’ve always wanted to hold a small pinball tournament where the only rule was that you’re not allowed to move Meatloaf.

The fact that one of the most interesting versions of Captain Hook is probably from the 90's Fox's Peter Pan & The Pirates, is kind of crazy.

HA they went hard with his dialog....man I haven't seen this in 20 years.

Do I know how ffxiv dragons age? Absolutely not, but it won’t stop me
#ffxiv

Art of Gulool Ja and Neyuni walking together as they chat in the streets of Solution 9.

art of Gulool Ja and Neyuni playing video games together. Wuk Lamat and Sphene cheers for Gulool Ja while Neyuni's sisters, Yanna and Eutrope, cheer for her. Eutrope seems confused why both the King of Resolve and the Queen of Reason is at their home, nevertheless she cheers on. Koana seems to have arrived later holding three pizza boxes, taken aback by how the atmosphere in the room has changed compared to when he left the room.

I think Neyuni and Gulool Ja would make really good friends

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A drawing of a Muppet-y Cloud Strife riding on a Big-Bird-like chocobo.

From this day in 2021: My nephews were curious about Final Fantasy after seeing a Moogle I drew and I described Chocobos as looking "kind of like Big Bird" so then I had to draw it.

A digital illustration of two japanese lesbians flirting in a queer underground bar in the 80s. One of them wears a blue jacket, the other a suit, while in the background there's liquor and a multitude of little stickers and illustrations of lesbian and queer marks.

The full illustration I did for @taplingzines.bsky.social "We've Always Been Here"

The zine depicts queer couples throughout cultures and history and I had the honours of portraying a Japanese lesbian couple in an underground bar during the 80s✨

#queer #lesbians #illustration

If someone told me I could take a pill and “cure” my autism, I would not only refuse to take it, I would violently resist.

Tim Curry in The Rocky Horror Picture Show

Tim Curry in Clue

Tim Curry in The Three Musketeers

Tim Curry in Muppet Treasure Island

Happy 80th birthday to Tim Curry who has always, *always* understood the assignment.

A screenshot of a thread on X (formerly Twitter). The original post is by Matt Walsh (@MattWalshBlog) and reads: "Gay surrogacy and gay adoption are predicated on the idea that gay men (or women) have a 'right' to become parents. This idea is not only morally insane but also logically incoherent. It’s exactly like jumping off a building and claiming that you have the right to fly. Nobody has the right to defy the laws of nature. Where would such a right even originate? Two men cannot be parents. It’s impossible. Doesn’t matter how they feel or what they want. It cannot be. The only 'right' at issue here is the right of the child. And the child has a right to be raised by a mother and a father, not two men masquerading as mother and father." Jenna Ellis (@realJennaEllis) replies: "This same logic is the reason Obergefell should be overturned. Two men do not have a 'right' to be married either." Matt Walsh (@MattWalshBlog) replies to Jenna Ellis: "Absolutely" The bottom of the screenshot shows the timestamp: 1:28 PM · Apr 19, 2026.

All the transphobic pick me gays will have it coming when they're done with us.

We told you so.

Pancreatic cancer mRNA vaccine shows lasting results in an early trial Scientists caution that more research is needed, but nearly all of the patients who responded to the personalized vaccine are still alive six years later.

“Pancreatic cancer mRNA vaccine shows lasting results in an early trial. Scientists caution that more research is needed, but nearly all of the patients who responded to the personalized vaccine are still alive six years later.”

This is why we should fund science. 🧪

Brass snail

Brass snail mesuring tape

The best thing ive ever found in a garadge sale, a snail that is also a mesuring tape

Comic. I’m at my desk, leaning over to the doorway, saying “Hey! Foghorn! Foghorn Leghorn! Get in here!” Foghorn Leghorn is walking past the doorway, “Boy, I tell ya, I tell ya, not so loud, boy. What, I say, I say, what d’ya want?” Next panel, I’m gesturing to my computer. “How do I find that really good manga you recommended? It’s an anime now? I keep getting Halloween costumes.” Foghorn leans over my chair, “well, boy, I say, I say, you ain’t typin the entire title.” Last panel, I turn around- “you said ‘witch hat.’ Foghorn gets in my face- “open your ears, boy!! ‘Witch Hat Atelier, I tell ya! I tell ya ‘Atelier,’ I tell ya’”

How I’ve Been Pronouncing It (Feat. Foghorn Leghorn, my… roommate?)

transition music in a metroid sitcom

For nothing lies beyond the solstice
#ffxiv #ffxivart

My friend, my tomodachi

Doctor: Are you feeling any pain ? Me: Only the normal amount Doctor: The normal amount is zero Me: [image of the Monkey Puppet known as Kenta from the Japanese children's television show Ōkiku Naru Ko awkwardly looking towards the camera and then away.]

Mebs @Ambaaargh on twitter: "Millennial culture is daydreaming how much you'd help your friends if you were ever to get rich."

Viking 2.0 (@notviking2) on twitter: [parallel universe where people drink piss] bartender: what'll it be me: piss

Collision between a car and a submarine Photo of the collision

milo edwards (@Milo_Edwards) on twitter: "two old guys in the gym sauna chatting away in arabic - obvs i've got no idea what they're saying until one of them goes "parallel parking inshallah". inshallah indeed brother."

Mass for Shut-ins (Podcast) (@edburmila) on twitter: "in catholic school I saw a priest ask a kid to hand him a crucifix and the kid said "Which kind do you want, plain or with the little man on it" and 30 years later I still think about that."

creepyiris smilepasta (@lesbianpierrot) on twitter: "what its like working retail" image is a youtube title card with creepy human-like figures and the text "100+ Encounters" and the title "5 hours of humanoid encounters"

counsellormurdock on tumblr: "i, a rock collector, had to go to the ER yesterday because of a gallstone attack, here is how my father messaged me "Seems you need to be more particular about the type of rocks you collect." thanks dad" anremithrl "That was the correct thing to say."

lcamtuf (@lcamtuf) on twitter: Me: "I want to have more friends" Tech companies: [screenshot from Excel: "Chat with this spreadsheet"]

Titanic Door Scene, but Charlie is in the water and Grandpa Joe is on the floating door.

beemovieerotica on tumblr: "whenever we try to get our dogs excited for something we've been saying "do you want [activity / treat / etc]" and only now we've realized that they don't actually understand [activity / treat / etc] in isolation. we can say "ice cream" a million times to no response, but "do you want ice cream" works. however, "do you want" also works. "want" by itself, also works we've conditioned our dogs to beg for the root of all suffering - they will not be escaping the cycle of samsara - we goofed - their karma is fucked - absolutely fucked"