genuinely think this is actually resignation worthy btw, like we fine with the Home Sec joking about tasering and deporting Jewish and dual-heritage political opponents?

A fully dressed man and woman with a man wearning nothing but pelt underwear (but is not Tarzan). There's also a smiling tiger. The two men seem to gaze at each other. Dressed guy has a cup in hand. Narration: "Later when the three friends have returned, Jerry drinks the life juice. Another adventure of Trojak the Tiger Man in the next issue of DARING COMICS."

It does seem to follow such a repeatable pattern in each person, and very few seem capable of getting themselves off the slide once they're on it. It just testers and grows and they get more unpleasant and intense

that's just what it is like to be French
gonna reread now and count the Jacqueses. I'll report back to you 🫡

Or do you mean how half the world is called Thomas in the bestsellers?

She didn't live long enough to go fully bonkers with it but she was a few twists down the helter skelter with it already when she went. Solidarity with Rowling the main impulse, plus a bizarre hurt response to being called They in a college magazine, which could have fostered empathy but... didn't

Who has the same name? Georges, Camille, Maximilien?

Couple of writers who could super wound me if they spoke up on this the wrong way but so far they've been characteristically silent so I live in hope

Man, it hurt, when Mantel terfed out. I'm glad she's dead.

Am I? Am I going to read A Place of Greater Safety, actually the superior book that none of you swine value because you all absolutely bum the tudors for no good reason, for the fourth time?

Not going to share the circulating screengrabs of Navratilova horrifically libelling Dr Upton on Uncle Elon's CSAM Website but she deserves to get sued for it & the few of you left who still think she's sound just bc she'll occasionally call Trumpy a wankpuffin or whatever might want to rethink that

Skyyy rockets in flate
Afternoon dilate

This could and probably will be my last afternoon dilation, fingers crossed so hard for going down to 2 tomorrow. It is a strange thing to do after lunch imo! Anyway naturally since I'm looking forward so hard to not doing it any more I'm feeling kinda sentimental about this maybe being my last lol

It's worth emphasising that this govt isn't technocratic (cf its illiteracy over AI) and shows little managerial competence (cf Mandelson), despite the way it was puffed up by the liberal media. It treats every decision as political because factionalism is all the Labour right knows.

Wonder if any of the newspaper Sensibles have talked themselves into writing an "Actually nonces make naturally excellent ambassadors" article yet

Burn my body if I die eating this soup

The little plinth that the carousel in my microwave turns upon looks like the symbol of Nurgle

David Cameron got that pig's head pregnant and thats where wes streeting came from

Nobody

Absolutely nobody

Roadrunner:

Great nations aren't afraid to take risks when the rewards are great also

"Of course you can't be trusted with phones, you rats. You vicious, impulsive little imps. You scum babies. Anyway we're lowering the voting age, remember children, young people always vote Labour! 😁"

Love to love rascals

Sent a soppy, heartfelt message to the polycule last nite about how grateful I was for compersion and how I loved feeling it now, and how much I loved them and how we are together, and how grateful I am for us. The 2 responses so far are "Gay" and "Gay cat" 💞

"we irritating" meme but it's been edited to say "we dilating" and the women are holding dilation instruments

has this one been done before

Sometimes people nod in confusion when I say things but they always make sense to me

I think it's possible I'm not feeling quite right but I'm not sad so it's maybe the other thing

I think I want to go skydiving

I wonder if you're allowed to fuck in the plane before a skydive. Get them to push you out just as you climax. Bet the adrenaline spiking just as you get there is incredible. And then the view

Twelfth Night hornier than I was hoping for. The terf haircut suddenly looks hotly dykey in yellow cross garters.

Forcing her to look at art books with me. Landscapes, eh? Let's discuss the annunciation. I am not a narrow mind! I have a wide range of emotional states, pensive, full of hubris, &c.