Doing normal Tuesday things

I forgot to tell everyone, I'm joining InfoWars as Jlex Aones. I have a lot of thoughts about gay frogs. Mostly that they are delightful.

But what about courage?

256GB iPod.

No Modem, Just Music.

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

Please stand by for more.

Sorry to be overly sincere for a second, but here's why we decided to persevere through all of the bullshit and take over InfoWars.

There's just gotta be a line somewhere.

Thank you @pablo.show for letting me talk so openly about this.

I have so many things I need to write and not enough time.

(evergreen skeet)

Sheesh. 🙄

Oh they were big mad. It was crazy!

Wait was I at that u2 event?

Omg I was. Lol 😂

Wait they added more footage to already hella long movie?

Nope.

Tim’s leaving to spend more time with his favorite fascist

Victoria Scott Tran Girlismo & Victoria Scott

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Made it

No one does. There are too many podcasts.

I’m on all podcasts. All. Of. Them.

I’d love to ride a bullet train (I’m going from then west coast to east coast today) around the US instead of fly but, you know.

My wife works in healthcare and still had to go to work. I was jealous she got to interact with her coworkers. Sure she was putting her life on the line every day with the lack of PPE but she got to see people.

One trip to the pharmacy during lockdown cured me of my jealousy. But yeah.

And someone just stepped on my toes, with what I assume are lead heels with tiny spikes to disable your foes.

In related flying news, United is undefeated in making sure my knees are smashed up against the seat in front of me.

Moooooooo

(Asks pilot to hit the NOS button to get us to our destination quicker while boarding the plane)

Another day of flying. Another day of maybe missing my connection and dooming me to airline insanity.

Sigh.

Squeeeeeee

Oh my I’m so excited to tell my wife this next time we drive over the Richmond bridge.

I blame the band XTC

Me: ugh 12-string guitars are a pain.

Me after playing a hollow body 12 string today: 🥰

After toasting 100 loaves

Toaster, pretty good at making toast