Actually, it's only Star Trek if it comes from the Roddenberry region of France; otherwise it's just sparkling

Ditch the raisins and you've got something here

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Well done.

Chronologically 😜

Too polite to bother up there.

Just a bit, you think?

3m01s this time 😛

You Canadians with your lower viscosity oils.

Accidentally dozing in bed with my wife's head nestled between my breasts when I need to be doing my shot and eating ice cream.

Oops.

Selfie of Hope, a tired white woman with light brown hair that frames her face cut in a medium bob (now with plum balayage coloring). Her blue eyes pop behind light-blue translucent framed glasses. She's wearing a black and red dress from Princess Awesome covered in ferns and dragons. She has muted red and black eyeshadow and dark red lip color. Her off hand is throwing up horns 🤘 showing off her wedding band and sparkly hot pink nail polish.

Good picture today 😊

She has an English degree.

I ate two slices because I have poor self control.

... but which one?

@gosmrwngz.bsky.social brought cake 😭

It was our first walk since I got cleared for Good Bras and she had Opinions About The Girls

Went for a walk with my girly girl work friend and topics of conversation ranged from my tits, to her ex, to my rack, to her former boo, to my chest, to a surface level discussion of vaginoplasty, to the benefits of not wearing a bra while clubbing.

Really, she's great.

🫂

Exactly my thought

It's me

I am counting

I realized we probably should have waited until that dress code on the wedding website went from "Dress Code Coming Soon!" to something more detailed 😅

Look, this one is *particularly* good, and trust me @emoryahlberg.bsky.social while very few of them are *bad* many of them aren't quite up to my standards 😛

Selfie of Hope, a tired white woman with light brown hair that frames her face cut in a medium bob (now with plum balayage coloring). Her blue eyes pop behind light-blue translucent framed glasses. She's wearing a black and red dress from Princess Awesome covered in ferns and dragons. She has muted red and black eyeshadow and dark red lip color. Her off hand is throwing up horns 🤘 showing off her wedding band and sparkly hot pink nail polish.

Good picture today 😊

And bless you for it 🩷

We are nearly out of the child's raisin bread, yes yes

Cake tonight? To have with iced cream? 🤤

And now you tease me with cake when I didn't get to have any?

Jail for Dee. Jail for Dee fo .One Thousand Years!!!!

Aww, no cake? 🥺

Holyshitfuck I hit 800 followers when did that happen why are you here did you bring cake please take off your shoes we have carpet.

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