Before I could even ask myself, “Gee I wonder what Robert would think—“

*opens Bluesky*

🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠

Someone made some dreamy AI-generated photo to pose the question, “What if saturn was our moon?”

Someone commented: Massive tidal shifts would k*ll everyone.

LMAOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Apple CEO Tim Cook Is Stepping Down John Ternus, the company’s senior vice president of hardware engineering, will replace Cook as CEO on September 1. Cook will stay on as executive chairman.

NEWS: Tim Cook is stepping down as Apple CEO. Apple svp of hardware engineering John Ternus will take on the CEO role starting in Sept. @peard33.bsky.social and I break down Cook's career, his wins, his losses, his legacy as CEO, and what this big change means for Apple www.wired.com/story/tim-co...

I want a coffee table book full of pictures of Nicole Kidman in different wigs.

There's this beautiful thing called Discovery...

dawg this past week alone--the femicides...

If you are not from Jersey or haven’t lived in Jersey you cannot comment on diner culture. Your state does not understand or experience true diner culture. You are an outsider to diners.

This is not up for debate.

In Jersey it doesn’t matter. You can wander into any diner on any Route across the entire state and you’ll get the exact same mirrored walls and etched glass dividers. Cake and pie counter. Bottomless coffee. Open 24 hours. You don’t even need to open a menu b/c you already know what’s on it.

April has the most intense energy. I feel like at any given moment, I could boomerang off the walls.

Immediately.

ugh I'm sorry, this is adorable

Wassily Kandinsky (1925)

It happened three times today. That's good luck! I should play the lottery.

Sometimes, as a Black female runner, the best feeling isn't about completing the run but when it's other Black women seeing you pass by and they encourage you to keep going.

DESERVED

Before you ask, "Where is..."

Careful.

You might summon them.

The Druski Effect

If you stay ready, you don't have to get ready.

Maine Lawmakers Pass Ban on Large Data Centers The bill, which blocks centers that draw over 20 megawatts of power until late 2027, is headed to the desk of Democratic Gov. Janet Mills.

Maine lawmakers passed a ban on large data-center construction, making it the first state to enact such a measure as communities around the U.S. deal with fallout from the AI boom.

If you are in Manhattan or Brooklyn right now, please just step outside. The weather is perfect

Someone mistakenly thought a person said this about me when I was in my 20s and ran with it (much to my chagrin) so I'm chalking it up to people carelessly reading into things.

This is strange to me because Lena Dunham said this as a character in a show!

I don't recall her actually saying this as herself!

This has Juanita Bynum written all over it.

The kids are gonna be scarred for the rest of their lives. Jesus.

WHAT THE HELL

83 degrees in April?

Chile, it’s us who’s gonna be put on the grill this summer.

Oh I don't have kids but I just wanted to do some research!

UNH UNH

So $1600 for park tickets, about $4200 for a 6-day resort stay--we ain't even get into flights, dining expenses, NONE OF THAT.

Because I'm a masochist, I wanted to do a trip simulator (randomly).

Let's say I have two chirren over 10 years old who wanted to go to Disney World.

A 4-Park Magic Ticket (non special offer) goes for $399.00 per person.

The chirren wanna stay at a resort.

Animal Kingdom Lodge is $700 a night.