That’s right.

Same, bring the RVs out to Tempe!

Graphic needs to be updated because Florida joined Texas in the “bitchass scared of ASU” club

My undergraduate degree is from Virginia Commonwealth University, who 1) doesn’t have a football team and 2) I spent WAY more time at Arizona State, so I typically donate in their name.

Ah, I guess you did mention that initially. This is my periodic reminder to be mad about Bill Spoon’s closing. 😠

HWHAT

Disagree on this, their brisket is better than any I’ve had in NC. Their pulled pork is fine, but that’s the nature of pulled pork.

Definitely hit the truck when it’s in town, though it’s prone to long lines as well. It will be in my neighborhood on 5/6!

Smoke Pit!

You’re the second person this week to say this re: City. I assume you’re talking about the one on Johnston Road?

Dying

@hulcricket.bsky.social @ethanlavery.bsky.social

I grew up in Oklahoma and North Carolina. When the Bulls drafted Stacey King and Scott Williams in consecutive years, I correctly assumed they would turn into a juggernaut dynasty.

8===D~~~

Oh hello ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Hugh would be laughably mad if he knew the cause. Fuck him.

Going to the gym

Dedicating myself to new projects at work

Binge drinking

The theme here is avoidance, please note I am not a healthy person.

Wow

Our kids like using one that fits the top of our 32 oz. Pyrex measuring cup. Outside of that I’m all out of ideas.

Proud of you, Vorth Carolina

Oh yeah that’s too many dishes for a single serving. Are you using box graters or a flat one?

Just so we’re clear here

You post that video making/drinking Mayo/Malort Nog or whatever? Crickets.

You post about having a reasonably normal and pleasant life while serving the public? BLOCKITY BLOCK BLOCK

I don’t understand anything anymore. (Also that was a lovely picture of you)

A food processor is a cheat code for grating cheese.

Nice cheese skirt!

Hello, I’m in this boat too.

I find myself most frustrated when I think about how being present and making an effort is the vast majority of the job and then I realize how little my dad (and stepdad) did of either.

Wwwwwwwwwwwwelcome!

A homeless person in overalls and glasses thanking me for a donation

First donation of the week goes to Charlotte, where I earned by graduate degree. $49.49 to get the Niners on the big board, lord knows they could use some love.

@edsbs.bsky.social
@jacketdan.bsky.social

Ooooohhhhhhh

I’ve never had turkey that moist. It defies nature/physics/common sense.

We refer to those as “tumbleweaves”

Oh no they’re out of the turkey too?! 😢

I didn’t expect getting to and from lunch to be such an adventure, and yet