Nice cheese skirt!

Hello, I’m in this boat too.

I find myself most frustrated when I think about how being present and making an effort is the vast majority of the job and then I realize how little my dad (and stepdad) did of either.

Wwwwwwwwwwwwelcome!

A homeless person in overalls and glasses thanking me for a donation

First donation of the week goes to Charlotte, where I earned by graduate degree. $49.49 to get the Niners on the big board, lord knows they could use some love.

@edsbs.bsky.social
@jacketdan.bsky.social

Ooooohhhhhhh

I’ve never had turkey that moist. It defies nature/physics/common sense.

We refer to those as “tumbleweaves”

Oh no they’re out of the turkey too?! 😢

I didn’t expect getting to and from lunch to be such an adventure, and yet

I’m biased for obvious reasons, but the Big John is excellent.

In Seguin?

Yes of course we have a schedule. It’s loosened somewhat over time but kids need that structure.

Ok first off GORGEOUS

Also,
SHOOK THE BONES’A ME
SHOOK THE BONES’A ME

wtf Jesse

Without stating your age, post your favorite film released the year you turned 18

Amazing

I once successfully picked up a woman by dropping that line!

Oh god.

OH GOD

Jet’s or similar. Already cut in squares!

I’m thinking a pounded cutlet, pan-fried so it’s flat. Sauce and cheese like a standard chicken parm.

Wait what is this

Pony the fuck Up, I say

@daniel-vedra.bsky.social you see this beautiful idea?

Getting blackout to the dulcet tones of tom jones, who says no

OH MY GOD I’M SO DOING THIS

We had a game for Josie & The Pussycats where you had to drink any time there was blatant advertising. There’s a montage about 25 minutes in that leaves most people in ruin.

Oh damn it’s been too long, I’m watching this with the kids tomorrow morning.

AND I HAVE THESE HUGE HANDS

Today I had to endure one of those families at the friggin’ nature preserve of all places, I feel your pain.

My neighborhood brewpub has a sign that says “unattended children will be given espresso and a puppy.” Even better, the owner has no problem telling people to fuck off and not come back.

I’d love to advocate for the fun size packs, but I know (at least for me) that ends with eyeballing the rest of the packs until I tear into them like a raccoon at an abandoned campsite.

THUNDER!

The perfect toadies set is Possum Kingdom 5x, prove me wrong