Is that not why people consider voting for them?

C’mon the pars! Former Scotland manager Randy Oxborough’s son absolutely nailed that shoot out

Wild that we are still talking about sending a king (whose brother is a bone fide paedo) to meet with a would be king. What a timeline 😩

Not a bad accent by the way - quite melodic - nor is a Welsh valley accent bad - it’s all good just how I Imagined it

Is that your voice?! Holy fuck always read your tweets in a twin town accent.

Now do Tony Blair

That title alone 🤘

Lolz

Not necessarily for the better. Attendances at outdoor attractions have plummeted in the last few years because people see a rain cloud on their phones, despite the chance of actual rain being quite low, just choose not to go.

Ol’ then, so who is the new leader of the free world? Obvs Neil Young wrote about it and how he would rock it, so he’s my choice, but who else could do it? Paul Gallagher is a choice.

Just so we are clear - all Americans (of voting age for the pedants) are responsible for this, you literally let this happen - daft cunts

Rumour has it that during the 2023 lunar South Pole landing; India dropped off some recently retired kabaddi players in the hope of securing it as the moon’s no.1 sport.

A pheasant’s revolt if you will…

Noice.

Christ Jesus

Informative and disconcerting in equal measure - thanks

A life well lived; certainly not flying rubber dog shit on a cargo plane out of Hong Kong.

Can you send some here please, it’s fucking Baltic 🧊

Hope it was Worthing it

She looks like a wrong un from Grange Hill

The tooth will set you free

Typos on the ‘n’ there chief

Your country is fucked - sorry to say

Surely the best gig in town -
Naming consultancy for UK Gov. - anything loosely related to the Royals is a slam-fuckin -dunk. This despite their ever diminishing support.

Thank the gods for that ‘e’.

It’s about mixing up a batch of MDMA isn’t it? E-stir

Looks very Dundee United circa Maurice Malpas to me

Did you know both equinoxes are named after an old channel 4 science programme with a very sinister sounding opening credits?

Can you please move the Scotland matches to Canada whilst you’re at it - thanks a lot. To be clear i am not an embassy, though I’ve smoked enough no.1s to be one - hehe

Mum cuts his fringe

HMS his maw cut his fringe