won!

My brain on any day.

Someone wearing a pink tennis outfit consisting of a sleeveless top and pleated skirt, holding a tennis racquet angled so as to cover the crotch area. Also white tennis shoes, pink striped socks, and coordinated tennis visor, watch, and necklace. The person is wearing a pink surgical mask, so it could be anyone, right?

Full length pic! Or, as full length as I’m allowed to be :x

A digital illustration of an anthro raccoon, named Mars, hiding behind a monstera plant, his right eye visible through the holes in the leaf. Mars has his hands up lightly moving leaves and plants out of the way. Mars has a wide-eyed expression. Different plants frame the sides of the illustration. The illustration uses mainly blues, teals, green, and purple.

i just wanna go
where i can get some space 🌱
for @reljes.bsky.social
[ #LabRatArt #furry #furryart ]

"does the computer have a sole"

I should call him

the sun will rise and we will try again.

ICYMI: bsky.app/profile/deia...

A photo of a person framed between the thighs and belly. The person is wearing a pink tennis skort with the skirt part covered by a pink tennis racquet.

A photo of a person framed between the thighs and belly. The person is wearing a pink tennis skort with the skirt part pulled up at the front. The front of the shorts part is mostly nondescript, but a small protrusion with a pronounced slit is visible near the crotch. It might look like a pink Holy Trainer under the pink shorts, because it is.

Just because this is an AD account now doesn't mean you're going to get a faceful of dick.

I, uh, can't do that for you right now.

Cheerful lil wolverine guy 🍺

Remy's big ol soft paws, front and center

"You may admire them; I'll allow it."

Hi. I’m switching this account to 🔞. Please unfollow me if you're under the age of majority in your jurisdiction.

Let me know if this actually affects you. I'm happy to make a SFW account, but I doubt anyone who knows who I am lacks back pain.

male-to-male extension (the WE WILL NOT MAKE THIS cable) recall Shenzhen Shijingjie Network Technology Male-to-Male Extension Cords Recalled Due to Risk of Serious Injury and Death from Electrocution and Carbon Monoxide Poisoning Hazards; Sold on Walmart

protogen double ended dildo recall

digital painting of a robot dragon on a blue background with windows bluescreen text overlayed on top, their faceplate is displaying the default windows xp wallpaper "bliss" and their maw is slightly agape

quick thang

I put the "saltines" in "saltiness".

Vibe dentistry.

They say you shouldn't lie because you can't keep a lie up forever. Then comes "How are you?" and you have to "Fine, thanks." Back and forth, forever.

Should the plural of "bus" be "bae" or "bi"?

I used to be a bit of a hothead when I wore hats.

Aren’t brass instruments really lip instruments? That’s where the sound comes from

🐾

#SadLittleFox

🩵⚡i chu-ze you ⚡💚

A digital drawing of two anthropomorphic unicorns dressed in pink and purple doublets. They are in front of a field of blue. They lean together, moments from a tender kiss. Their horns are crossed, and four simple pink heart shapes form a clover-like design. They both have their hands on a good sword hilt. The border of the image is dark purple with golden weapon accents. Simple pink clover flowers accent the border

Clover ☘️🍀☘️

Found some ddr3 ram lying around, any protogens want a treat?

I did not expect nor do I welcome this argument for electric cars and rooftop solar.

Introducing Wobbles the Raccoon

A raccoon puppet gifted to me by @emptysetart.bsky.social 💚