my cousin Rondshelf: my oboe unique
me: what?
my cousin Rondshelf: look at it. nobody else has like whow mh oboe is. specifily. My Oboe Unique
me: fast november i seen a guy with one exactly like that down at the pussywillow honk and slack

you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of

Frame #56650 from S03 -E10 - Potato-627681

income distributions are the canonical example of why the median is a robust measure of central tendency

there's a chance I'm one of those 12

I swear the Oracle of Delphi tells that to everyone who wages war on Persia

we need a pride month for linux users

what if when a patient had a heart attack, the doctor had to make it WORSE??? makes you think

"There's actually zero difference between good and bad things. You imbecile. You fucking moron"

is it good? I really only drink IPAs that are brewed local 😅

I hate that saying "it's as easy as stealing candy with the baby" like brother babies are NOT my ideal partners in crime😭😭😭 and who is THE baby..? I might get into some schmit with a raccoon though😁👍🦝

who told you that, mommy or daddy?

Fatman kitchen my love 😻

Matthew 19:24 but instead of a camel and a needle, it's an oil tanker and the straight of Hormuz

Says a lot about him that he's still on twitter :/

a cup of coughy

estrogen is magic 🩷

I nort on her n til she lion

If you ate a saxophone, it would be a snacksophone

the pedophile formerly known as Prince andrew

is this about Clavicular getting framemogged?

aren't Costco rotisserie chickens one of the most textbook loss leaders?

i don't care what they rename it, I still just say HBO

hands up distraught emoji, extremely compressed

it's just not an ethical system for me to participate in. against my religious beliefs, charity etc.

and excuse me I meant small hog

probably the same it you were referring to big dog

the parallel is just uncanny. Tiglath-Pileser III's persecution of the Arameans all over again

are we talking about when they did it in Nevada or two years later when they did it in Oregon