just give me sloppy chaotic nonsense Gerrard hero ball bullshit for a change of pace the next six weeks, then bring in the handsome man

fire the guy, hire one of those inflatable things they have at car dealerships, can’t be worse

*deep inhale, surveying all the horrors of modern life, feeling terrible about everything, trying to exhale but more horrors emerge*

man liverpool’s midfield is bad

iker casillas 2009 shit

clint dempsey rapping at halftime of a liverpool match is maybe the only way this season could have gotten worse

was scrolling through the bad site real quick and saw the official account post something with a picture of slot and got excited about a “departed by mutual consent” situation, alas

updating the song to just “arne slot, nah”

yann sommer looks like walton goggins playing dominik szoboszlai in a movie about liverpool’s premier league title win

lots of love for the TLO folks celebrating right now!

you’re telling it’s 2025 and we still have to deal with jamie vardy

you could tell me these post-match highlights of alisson were actually an end of season compilation and i would absolutely believe it

virgil van dijk and his wife got drunk at disneyland and loved it

virgil is better than any central defender ever but let’s not forget about him getting drunk at disneyland

it’s chiesa losing his mind after both goals for me, sucker for a good team guy

saw the goal in about 9 pixels and then out completely

based on today go ahead and take the €20m

should have worn gloves

just grateful to exist in an era when referees get so much airtime. halcyon days we’re living in

do you still sell liverpool merch? my mo salah shirt looks like the shroud of turin

carbon copy of the virgil challenge

with my first post on this platform i would like to say fuck bernardo silva