This is why diplomatic deals are traditionally written down. But the Trump administration is too lazy, incompetent, and amateurish for that. Hence, the constant confusion over terms.
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I bet that rocket launch felt so good. They got to leave Florida
hold on now, it was a simpler time
Friday’s press gaggle. Barely exaggerated: at 12:03 PM, President Trump told reporters he wanted a ceasefire with Iran. At 12:05 he declared victory. At 12:07 he announced he was sending Marines. At 12:08 he said no boots on the ground. At 12:11 he said he did not want a ceasefire. At 12:16 he declared victory again. At 12:17 he asked for a ceasefire. At 12:23 he told NATO they were cowards. At 12:29 he said Iran was begging for a ceasefire. At 12:31 he said everything was perfect. At 12:36 he said $500 oil was a good thing. At 12:37 he demanded Iran open Hormuz. At 12:39 he said Hormuz was never closed. At 12:41 he said the US was not at war with Iran. At 12:42 he declared victory in Iran.
From an essay titled, “God Is A Comedian”
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"Dead dove, do not eat!" from Arrested Development
I found Donald the dove
How long before they catch a pardon from Donny Diapers?
They have no problem spending a billion dollars a day on war, but fight for every penny when it comes to caring for Veterans.
Texas man headed to jail for nearly $60M Medicare fraud #UPI
You guys, Murdoch Media is not a credible news source, and no one in California is paying $7.++ a gallon for gas.
You don’t keep launching air and missile strikes on a country you claim you’ve already “defeated.” Leaders who rely on perpetual enemies do that because endless conflict helps justify power and silence dissent.
They had names. They had beautiful faces. And they had the same dreams as your kids - crushed when American "precision" bombs slammed into their Minab elementary school, killing 175
Don't blame AI for this. Blame the sick humans who see war as a game
My new column www.inquirer.com/opinion/iran...
Here's how it's going in Phoenix
My fuel rewards got me a $1 off per gallon. It's still $3.15
#fuckTrump
When people started C&P'ing that stupid "I hereby do not give Facebook permission to .." blurb.
Between waging war on Americans and waging war on Iranians, maybe this regime will be spread too thin and collapse
Keep fighting ICE, do not become overwhelmed
What bums me out is that the Iranian people are unquestionably a great people and they're just stuck in the middle of a power struggle between two atrocious authoritarian regimes
this made me cackle all the way through
“Only Tom the Chihuahua Noticed the Alien in the Tree” by Canadian artist Josh Byer
“In all of our interactions, the DoW displayed a deep respect for safety and a desire to partner to achieve the best possible outcome" LOL Sam Altman we do not take you seriously. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/27/t...
Sam Altman, like many tech oligarchs, has proven that he cares only about making more billions and exerting control over humanity without regard for human rights and civil liberties. They are soulless people who will destroy us if we let them.
The nice black lady wanted to give a lot of small business grants but you wrapped your racism in "she is personally responsible for Gaza" so I can't help you
Trump endorsed Don Huffines, whose family owns Jeffrey Epstein’s former New Mexico ranch
How dumb would you have to be to believe this?
A smart country would prioritize funding education.
The public killings of American citizens are horrifying.
Also terrifying? 30+ more human beings died in ICE custody in 2025. 8 so far in 2026.
There’s even less public awareness in detention.
In response to aggressive actions by immigration agents, state legislators are considering “converse 1983” statutes which would authorize suits against federal officials if they violate constitutional rights. @harrisonstark.bsky.social explains the legal questions surrounding these statutes.