Which one of you got to do the chest compressions

Feeling a little wistful that it might be a long time before the next time someone this evil dies

Is it possible to fly a flag at twice-staff?

Mom can you pick me up i cannot hear the falconer

screenshot from libby app noting that its my turn to listen to Werner Herzog narrate his audiobook to me for 14 hours

Major life update:

Transphobes’ favorite thing to talk about is taking the correctly colored pill, and it is an allusion to a film made by trans women

Happy Fat Bear Week To All Who Celebrate

Sacre bleu!

This was nice

As a recent iPhone convert I have to concede that android phones are better in almost every way except the “ecosystem” that allows you to communicate easily with your real life friends.

Which of course is a conscious business decision, etc etc manipulative etc blah blah it worked.

Northeastern WASPs are pretty bad with puzzles so they usually take longer, and they each get like nine or ten helpers.

A wedding is an escape room you have to solve to get cake.

Sometimes the competitors have to walk in circles around a fire, sometimes the last clue is inside a glass you have to step on.

Each competitor gets to choose a few friends to stand in a little line beside them. For hints

Momni I missed you so much!!!

Yes

Mute button for self-reskeets

ADAB includes Imhotep

Ken bone when

Some of us have reached such a level of mental anguish that we’ve joined bluesky

Well it is

Just wish I could go back and say hey what’s up hello to the man I once was.

Even if it hadn’t hit the iceberg, by ~July 2018 at the latest the Titanic would have been stripped for parts and all those people would be dead anyway so I’m not sure what the hubbub is about.

Driving Miss Daisy but with a crotchety old Covid-truther

I think it’s neither, which is worse

Imagine handing over a tenuous patient to the night doc and coming back to find his Magoo-ass screen

Was he vaccinated??

Man holding staff of aesclepius and keeping Death at bay. Death is labeled “3hr goals of care discussion” and the man is labeled “distant family member who just got here.”

please, John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt was my father. call me John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

Is this my hometown?