You do not, under any circumstances, "gotta give it to" the GOP.

Ambition is a dangerous thing sometimes.

"Who are you gonna believe, me or your own eyes?"

Capitalism is a system fueled by exploitation, bad decisions, and a metric fuckton of cocaine.

Breaking News: Donald Trump Invites JD Vance on Midnight Boat Ride in the middle of the Chesapeake Bay.

Ignoring the completely bonkers light physics of this whole thing, I have one question:

Why didn't she just point the laser lipstick at the door DIRECTLY?

That is the worst voice they could have possibly chosen for Kenshiro. Too unfitting to be taken seriously but not unfitting enough to be hilarious.

Call me a purist but I don't think any major political party should be tolerant of fascists and bigots, much less platform them.

As long as it's not fucking Newsom.

Here's an idea:

DON'T USE FRIGGING AI.

"Mr. Hammond, after careful consideration, I've decided... to sell what remains of my dignity to the highest bidder."

When you stare into the abyss and the abyss stares back.

"Allan please add details"

A .gif of a scene from the movie Total Recall. A large, red-haired woman in a yellow dress and brown scarf says "TWO WEEKS"

Someone needs to explain to Democratic leadership the difference between a distraction and a pincer attack.

Depluralize a movie

Guardian of the Planet

Lucky sons of bitches.

Is it too much to ask that ONE famous person named Jared NOT be a complete tool?

Never seen "Full Metal Jacket," Petey Pisspants?

Screenshot of two Bluesky posts. First Post: User "Not an AI" @ai78.bsky.social dated 13 days ago "Rogan doesn't get a pass because "I just figured it out". Fuck dude, it's been obvious. You just wanted the clicks and likes." Second Post: User "Strongbrush" (That's Me!) @strongbrush1.bsky.social dated 13 days ago "Spoiler Alert: He's also going to completely forget about this and be shocked by it all over again within a week and this cycle is going to continue ad nauseum. Rogan must have the same kind of amnesia as that girl from 50 First Dates."

April Fools used to fucking MEAN SOMETHING in this country

some of you may die written on a poster with shrek and two knights Alt: A .gif of a scene from the movie Shrek, with Lord Farquaad (voiced by John Lithgow) flanked by two knights and addressing a crowd. Farquaad says: "SOME OF YOU MAY DIE BUT IT'S A SACRIFICE I AM WILLING TO MAKE"

It turns out John Lithgow wasn't acting when he read this line:

Who would have thought the guy behind "Casey and Andy" wasn't as much of an intellectual powerhouse as we were led to believe?

Boy, wouldn't it be nice if we had leadership that could fucking DO SOMETHING about this?

With our government's current track record, this is gonna turn into Challenger 2.0.

Art of the Fuck-Up.

Aquaman's most famous arch-nemesis: Ben Shapiro.

Federal Corruption, on the other hand, has seen a significant increase in the past ten.

The tiger, or the lifeboat?

I can't believe we got a pro sports team stolen from us.

AGAIN.