This sounds amazing, I might have to get a grandparent up on babysitting duties!

Reform is basically a suburban petrol station's DVD bin of Tory politicians.

Screen cap of parodic version of William Blake's "The Tyger" that begins: Tyger! Tyger! Burning bright (Not sure if I spelled that right) What immortal hand or eye Could fashion such a stripy guy? What the hammer that hath hewn it Into such a chonky unit? Did who made the lamb make thee, Or an external franchisee?

In honor of National Poetry Day, the greatest parody rewrite of all time:

this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either

Jordan Peterson on lasagne

About fifty years ago, NASA strapped a message in a bottle to a rocket and flung it into the deep dark
It wasn’t supposed to go this far, but it did. Long past its mission, it’s still out there so far away now that a simple hello takes a day to reach it, and another day to hear if it says hello back

other people can fuck with guns, i don’t give a shit about guns, i can cook for, feed and seat at least 20 people in my 1BR apartment if i plan it right, and thats what i focus on

OKAY! So. Thanks to popular culture, when most people hear "pirate ship" they think of a big, intimidating, heavily armed vessel like a galleon or a man-of-war, like this commandeered Spanish vessel from season 2 of BLACK SAILS. 🏴‍☠️