You suck, Boone. Let Max finish.

At my 6 year old’s baseball practice today we did a relay race where they hand off a baseball as the baton. The Mets kick it up a notch and hand off calf tightness.

All extraordinarily brilliant people famously declare themselves as such all the time. Usually while speaking with a 5th grade vocabulary.

Just about everything currently wrong with the country can be traced to Ford’s pardon of Nixon. Set a modern precedent for a lack of accountability at the highest levels. A straight through line to Iran contra, HW’s pardons, right up to the current Cheeto baboon.

What even is time but a woke construct perpetuated by antifa and big pharma?

And any Virginia Democrat with half a brain, including me, should respond “because republicans don’t get to cheat without repercussions. You put down your gun and I’ll put down mine, you disingenuous Nazi fascist piece of shit.”

AP called it literally a minute after my skeet. Well, nice to have a little good news. I got a flyer every day for 2 months in my mail imploring us to vote no using quotes by Dems like Obama to show how bad partisan gerrymandering is.

Where did you see it passed?

This is the same guy who said of future HOF LT Trent Williams (whose contract they just restructured and extended) “we want his number hanging from the rafters one day.”

Hanging from the rafters… in an open air stadium…

@craigcalcaterra.bsky.social As a 49ers fan, I don’t need this kind of negativity from you first thing in the morning! I count on you for negativity about Aaron Boone and the state of the world. Now you’re coming for my Niners?? What’s next?? BBQ and Bourbon??

They could. But they wouldn’t. Because they’re a bunch of feckless useless scared-ass losers desperately trying to cater to a mythical unicorn swing voter that doesn’t exist.

I bet it’s the Milkshake Duck.

@craigcalcaterra.bsky.social

A couple years ago someone knocked on our door. My wife answered and the guy asked to speak to the man of the house. Door to door salesman. She told him we were uninterested and he wouldn’t leave toll he spoke with the man of the house. I was on the couch yelling “she fucking told you no!”

This is basically me getting out of bed in the morning. If I were to blindfold you and you listened to me get off the couch the sound would be indistinguishable from a bowl of Rice Krispies.

It’s a poor workman who blames his tools.
It’s a poor goalie who blames the tools on his team.

Are you new here? It’s only corruption if it comes from the Democrat region of politics. Otherwise it’s just sparkling entrepreneurship.

You tweet like once every four months. I’ll take the proof of life even if it’s a fantasy tweet. Besides, anything that isn’t a reminder of our current hellscape is a breath of fresh air.

Have not been able to hear that song for 25 years without thinking about Gina Gershon carrying that kid through OK Coral.

I just explained the concept of people telling on themselves to my kids the other night. Using pretty much exactly this as an example.

This one’s on you, Mike.

Has anyone tried unplugging this Yankees team and plugging it back in again?

I’ve gotten one of these disingenuous “vote no on map rigging” mailers in my mail every day for months. Give them points for creativity… quoting Obama and Spanberger, noting minority disenfranchisement. Making it look like the left opposes this. Fucking assholes.

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Goddammit, Craig!

Why, can he manage the team?

With two notable exceptions, New York democrats are absolute disappointments across the board.

How many ABs do you think Boone will give Ryan McMahon before cutting bait? 300? 500? Think he gets to -1.0 WAR?

Oops. Someone forgot to tell the Bot.

In your defense, nothing works the way it’s supposed to or the way we were told it should/would. But yea, at some point most people realize they’re just the same person they were in their early 20s and they’re just faking it so maybe everyone else is too?