Posts by christina (allegedly)
Imagine seeing a Grimace hit by a car on the side of the road. For us it’s the stuff of nightmares but for motorists in McDonaldLand it is the grim reality of everyday life
THE ENCHANTING BUT DECIDEDLY UNEROTIC ADVENTURES OF TOM BOMBADIL (Hildebrandt, 1980)
Ralph Bakshi’s controversial X-rated 1978 cartoon prompted the Brothers Hildebrandt to animate a wholesome alternative origin for the relationship of Goldberry & Tom Bombadil.
Sleep Experts Suggest Cutting Back On God’s Light Before Bed
Sleep Experts Suggest Cutting Back On God’s Light Before Bed theonion.com/sleep-experts-suggest-cu...
they invented broccolini in the 90s. it's been 30 years guys I think we can go smaller
A celebration of Bootleg Bart T-Shirts the world over!!
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Screenshot of Lord of the Rings. The main character says "All right, then. Keep your secrets."
Randy Savage's appearance on Space Ghost Coast To Coast is one of the funniest episodes of TV ever produced. Every line he has is hilarious, but I can't upload the whole thing. So here's a favorite of mine. From Season 4 Episode 18 "Piledriver." Look it up. You won't regret it:
finally, my masterpiece, now on Bluesky
A fast and dirty doodle of a deep-fried space mantis in honor of #ghostmas.
A clip from space Ghost Coast to Coast with space Ghosts face posed in front of a galactic background, space ghost saying "please anyone someone tell me this is all just a horrible nightmare"
Happy Ghostmas to all who celebrate.
Without Space Ghost Coast to Coast, there's no Adult Swim, and Adult Swim begat an entire decade+ of indie animation.
If you love animation but you haven't seen any SGCtC, do yourself a favor and go find some.
he showed up to a mostly empty auditorium, got heckled by anti war protesters opposing the war he just humiliatingly failed to negotiate an end to, erika kirk stood him up, and he tried to explain catholicism to the pope. the only way he could’ve had a worse time is if he pissed his pants up there.
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22 Short Films About Springfield first aired on 14th April 1996, making Steamed Hams thirty years old today.
they need to invent listening to 2 songs at the same time. You know what i mean
was once New Amsterdam.
A highly detailed photo of a field mouse snuggled up asleep inside a purple and yellow flower.
I just found out that tiny little field mice climb into flowers like tulips and take little naps in them like hammocks and I feel like this information is too important for me not to share with anyone. 🥹
Warehouses on fire, Molotov thrown at Sam Altman’s house, a data center supporting politician’s home shot at — attacks on the ruling class have begun.
Every attacker will now be deemed a terrorist, that’s inevitable.
But what the ruling class doesn’t want you to know is they made this inevitable.
Photo of eyes above a sun with eyes in a field, text that reads "The Dawn Is Your Enemy"
The dawn is your enemy
A drawing of a Muppet-y Cloud Strife riding on a Big-Bird-like chocobo.
From this day in 2021: My nephews were curious about Final Fantasy after seeing a Moogle I drew and I described Chocobos as looking "kind of like Big Bird" so then I had to draw it.
whenever people announce they're taking a break from bluesky, it's usually because they're astronauts experiencing a mandatory communications blackout as they re-enter earth's atmosphere. that's why they always come back in six minutes
watched King Kong with the 1984 Criterion Laserdisc commentary—the first audio commentary ever recorded for home video! extremely informative
I could say 50 things just about all the scenes on the Death Star.
LoveKraft Dinner
"Zorak, that was very bad. That song you played. You go to prison."
It's been almost 30 years now, and I still say "You go to prison" to numerous things in my life every week.
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Pokemon rumble spheal in an elevator with the text "KEEP SCROLLING I WANT TO GO UP"