the lack of polycule functionality is devastating to me personally

anyone can suck dick. top bottom dom sub alpha omega. anyone can suck dick.

ren. priorities!!!

lamia-joker shuake AU is another one i've had sitting around since last summer but ever since talinor posted tipping the scales on ao3 it's been making me want to get back on my bullshit

Of course he wanted to fuck Goro– he always wanted to fuck Goro. Anyone would want that, if they were lucky enough to have such an incredible mate. But right now his rut instincts weren't just telling him to fuck. He needed to– (find his mate and breed him properly–) needed to– (fuck his mind and body until he screamed for more–) ...needed to... (fill him until he was satisfied, coil him tight and keep him safe in their nest and make sure he never, ever wanted for anything–) The more Akira tried to hold onto his line of thinking, the less solid it became, disrupted by vivid, irresistible fantasies of his mate in varying degrees of pleasure. Goro spread out beneath him in the nest, Goro biting his bottom lip as they kissed, Goro mesmerized on his knees, Goro grinding helplessly against a coil between his legs, Goro warm and wet as Akira thrust into his mouth, Goro mewling as he was fingered open, Goro bouncing and moaning on his cock, Goro, Goro, Goro...

Akira came, hard, system working overtime to pump a frankly ridiculous amount of semen across his own stomach and chest as he shuddered and moaned in ecstasy. His hand kept moving, milking out every last drop, until oversensitivity finally forced him to let go of his cock and he collapsed back into his nest with lungs heaving. He’d never come that much in his life. He felt like he’d been chewed up and spat out by some beast even larger than himself – but he was too distracted to focus on the burn in his muscles, staring blankly up at the ceiling of his cave. Why had he ever thought to try spending his rut alone? Goro was his mate, of course he needed to breed him instead of just fucking into his own hand. He should be here, not an hour away in the human village. He belonged in Akira’s nest, safe and spoiled and properly bred – of course, there was no way he’d actually be impregnated since they weren't the same species, but in Akira’s rut-clouded state of mind, that seemed largely inconsequential. All that mattered was proving his worth, showing his mate how Akira could protect and satisfy him better than anyone else, so he’d want to stay.

Was Akira even here? Had his rut-addled brain convinced him it was a good idea to leave his den in such a vulnerable state? Or, perhaps worse, was he here after all, sick and helpless in his nest, the rut having driven him to fever? Goro took another step. “Akira?” he called, more hesitantly than intended. The quick rasp of scales on stone was the only warning he had. Something slammed into Goro with enough force to knock him completely off of his feet. He went down hard, nearly concussing himself on the cave floor, and had just enough time to think that he’d never known Akira’s eyes apparently glowed in the dark before now. After that he thought no more.

This time there was no slow, gentle descent into trance. Goro's mind was simply gone in an instant, overwhelmed by the sheer wave of sinksubmitobey that crashed through him with startling intensity. He’d been foolish not to realize until now that Akira was, apparently, incredibly gentle for a lamia. If his species was capable of this kind of subjugation, he’d been treating Goro with a soft touch since their very first encounter – and now that careful consideration was temporarily absent, suppressed by rut-fueled lust and instinct. It was, surprisingly, the hottest thing that had ever happened to him. Not that Goro had the mind to be surprised, really. All he could do was fall endlessly into those shimmering silver eyes and go completely limp beneath his mate. His mate, whose grip on his shoulders lightened just a little as he recognized the human below him. “Goro,” Akira sighed, a pleased rumble deep in his chest, and then he was drawing Goro closer and kissing the breath from his lungs.

what if i got a little crazy with it and posted some bits from part 2 of my lamia-joker shuake fantasy AU before i even finish part 1...

happy WIP wsaturday ? have some mating season trope

i have a suggestion for what nickname he should give joker-

awesome i was seeing it right. that is fucking funny tho

oh my god i always just assumed his tiny pillow in p5r was buckwheat bc that's what they gave me on study abroad... but a fucking t-shirt !?!?!?

it's been such a weird day mental health wise. save me persona 5 hypnokink save me

BLUESKY IS A WEBSITE THAT TURNS (post by jay.bsky.team claiming that bluesky is made with AI) INTO (picture of bluesky not working)

is bsky finally working again jfc

invader zim with his head in his hands

thinking ur mutuals with someone and then realizing u weren't following them. oh my goddddddd

joker internal monologue

He couldn’t help letting out a soft gasp at the delicious friction of Akechi sliding gracefully off of his lap. Nor his shiver of anticipation as Akechi curled up next to him on the couch, trailing a soft touch down his bare chest, and finally, finally reaching into the waistband of his boxers to wrap his fingers around Akira’s aching, dripping cock. “Do you actually reward your thrall?” said the female vampire Akechi had been speaking to, staring unabashedly at the display. Despite her attention, Akira felt none of the discomfort he normally might have – if Akechi didn’t want his human to be looked at, he would have done something about it. Akechi laughed smoothly. “It’s hardly a reward, Misaki-san.” His free hand stroked Akira’s cheek, mock-lovingly, although when Akira turned his head to nuzzle at his palm he didn't pull away.

“The bliss of mindless obedience to my will is far more rewarding to him than any sexual pleasure. But I must admit, over the past months, I’ve come to enjoy playing with him like this... not to mention, he tastes even sweeter after an orgasm.” Akechi’s ability to come up with details of a false history for them on the spot would honestly have been impressive if Akira could think straight, or at all for that matter. Akechi flicked his wrist just so on his next stroke, sending Akira’s eyes rolling back, and rested his head on Akira's shoulder with a wicked little smile. “Just look at him," he cooed. “Have you ever had a thrall with such a perfect cock? As soon as I saw it, I knew I’d have to keep him.” One fingertip traced the outline of Akira’s jaw, voice lowering to an indulgent purr. “How lucky I was, wouldn’t you agree? He trains exceptionally well – and such a pretty face, too…”

last summer i wrote like a page of an akeshu vampire/hunter AU where they make a deal to infiltrate some vampire society event together and it's been sitting in my WIPs ever since. was i cooking... should i revive it

i need to write more dom akechi Now

i gotta write the fourth part of that series fr

this is so sad... giggling and kicking my feet tho i think dying to get you dizzy was my favorite to write so far

END THE CENSORSHIP WE DESERVE TO FREAK OUT ‼️

HELPPP ARE YOU FUCKIN WITH ME OR IS STRAWPAGE FUCKIN WITH US BOTH ...

this is the only message that showed up 😭 😭 😭 i need to know how crazy it sounded

if you see this you should go on my strawpage and tell me which one of my fics is your favorite

lost my nerve i don't think i want both p5 AO3s as pseuds on the same account anymore. it's gonna be annoying because i already switched a bunch of comments and i'll have to switch em back but on wednesday i'm splitting the accounts i decided

akechi subbing is rare to me. i feel like it only happens in really specific situations. but like. hypnokink just happens to be one of those situations

i feel like if you look at my shuake stuff on ao3 you'd never know i actually think akechi would dom joker like the majority of the time bc i'm always writing him as the sub lmaooo 😭

what do the people think are there opinions

trying to decide on a dom akechi hypno concept. torn between shujin akechi AU phone app cliche or canon universe late night handjob at the bathhouse

tbh the biggest reason i finally made a SFW P5 bsky is so i could look at my fyp in public without seeing tits unlabeled

when i get my bachelor's next month it's over for you bitches

i need to start working on my pixel art again now that i have a main bsky