I have wonderful news for you.

I have wonderful news for you.

Dick Cheney Vice Presidential Library Opens In Pitch-Dark, Sulfurous Underground Cave SUMNER, NE—The Richard B. Cheney Vice Presidential Library and Museum officially opened to the public on Wednesday, housing a variety of exhibits honoring the legacy of the former vice president on di...

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Ask your doctor if you're healthy enough for autofellatio before starting.

VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends

Dick Cheney won't see your mean jokes about his death, but Tony Blair will, hopefully.

I knew it would happen eventually. I was just afraid he'd make it to 100 like Kissinger.

he dead

Election day!

Of COURSE he'd die on election day.

Confirmed.

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@ischeneydeadyet.bsky.social pssst….guess what?

Dick Cheney ragequit when it was clear that Mamdani was going to win.

YES! DICK CHENEY *IS* DEAD!

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Live updates: Charlie Kirk shot at Utah Valley University event | CNN President Donald Trump’s ally Charlie Kirk was shot at an event in Utah, a source familiar with the matter says. Follow for live news updates.

No, but fascist propagandist Charlie Kirk is unlikely to ever wake up. www.cnn.com/us/live-news...

No, but Focus on the Family founder James Dobson, who spent his life oppressing women, LGBTQ people, and encouraging parents to hit their children, is dead.

Heritage Foundation founder Edwin J. Feulner dead at 83 Heritage Foundation founder Edwin J. Feulner has died at age 83, the conservative think tank confirmed in a statement Friday night.

No, but one of the architects of the resurgence of fascism in the US is. www.newsweek.com/heritage-fou...

No, but it feels like something extremely cool is about to happen.

No, but Genocide Joe might not be around much longer.

I'll keep you posted.

Dick Cheney started trending on multiple sites before Kissinger's body was cold.

McConnell slips and falls outside Senate Chamber Former Senate Republican Leader Mitch McConnell (Ky.) slipped and fell on the stairs leaving the Senate Chamber on Wednesday afternoon, prompting concerned aides to rush to help the 82-year-old law…

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French far-right politician Jean-Marie Le Pen dies at 96 Le Pen - an unrepentant extremist on race, gender and immigration - founded the far-right National Front in 1972.

No, but the founder of France's post-World War II fascist movement is.

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Jimmy Carter, former U.S. President, dies at 100 Carter, who lived longer than any other U.S. president, entered home hospice care in Plains, Georgia in February 2023 after a series of short hospital stays.

No, but America's least genocidal president is.

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No, but the CEO responsible for the deaths of thousands of UnitedHealthcare subscribers every year is.

There's less consensus about who belongs in it now, but I still see it used somewhat often.

No, and I once again do not have any other good news for you either.

Cheney was trending on multiple sites before Kissinger's body was cold.

I know this is surprising and disappointing to a lot of people, but Dick Cheney is not dead yet. He has mostly withdrawn from public life since leaving office, which is why you haven't heard much from him lately. I'll keep you updated when that changes.