I skipped Halloween this year 🎃😭

Maybe next year. ♥️

Bruh my bedroom on the ground floor of my mom's house is all windows and something keeps tapping on it like the vampire from Salem's Lot and I'm just trying to ignore it and hope it goes away hahahaha please help hahahahaha

Heh. My perfume sample arrived today. I may commit to the full bottle just for the ✨vibes✨

IYKYK. #DeltaGreen

Princess Tato 🩷

Imagine how embarrassing it is to get a noise complaint while you're blasting the #SajaBoys :)))

I wanted to be extra as a GM, so I recorded some sound bytes for my players to listen to as evidence.

Now they think there's a little girl in the mystery. There is none. I just apparently, sound like a child. Lovely. #trpgs

a woman in a black dress is standing on a set of stairs in a black and white photo . ALT: a woman in a black dress is standing on a set of stairs in a black and white photo .

Me being dramatic because my players haven't connected the dots yet (to be fair, I have given them a mountain of evidence so it IS hard to connect things) #trpg

"I will find you in every life time," sounds less romantic when it's a murdery vampire from the 1800s deadset on ending your bloodline :))

One of my #HorrorOnTheOrientExpress players took out YouKnowWho but not completely--and now he shows up in every game, modern or 1920s, hunting the player. :))

Convo from my #DeltaGreen game /:))

In this moment, I am immortal, and in the next. Until I am not.

Time is a greedy gambler, but no cheat;
He wins with every wager, that's the law
The day declines; the night gains on us; Remember!
The abyss gapes thirstily; the sands run out.

-Les Fleurs du Mal, Charles Baudelaire

I'm staying at my mom's and ordered a bunch of demon-related stuff (as props for a game). Forgot they were coming in today, and I'm currently outside. :)) Hope mom doesn't get nosey hahaha

we may have started giving them out to players :)) Here's one of my player's binders

Girlies hanging out ♥️

I love long flights without internet. Only time I can focus hahaha

I am going to kill myself if I hear someone refer to me again as a "rockstar" in my corporate job.

HISFTDTGM - Breaking & Entering (Respectfully) How I Stopped Feeling Too Dumb To GM (HISFTDTGM)

New to running roleplaying games? Here's how you can make a premade campaign yours:

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HISFTDTGM: The Cult's Not Insane--You Are. (How I Stopped Feeling Too Dumb To GM)

I'm doing a thing where I talk about how I run games. If you're new to running games, this might help! Here's a short/sweet guide to having cults in your game:

Delulu is the solulu to your cult-u! ❤️

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I did a thing and forgot to tell anyone hahahaha.

Basically, if you like over prepping for games, let me be your buddy :)) big thanks to @philgamer.bsky.social for the shout out. Hahahahah

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Want to check out GMing wisdom? @misterkingdice.bsky.social has some to dispense!

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Oh, thanks man! I forgot to hop on here and tell anyone hahahah

Keep hope alive with Tato 💕♡

Then they come up with smart, actionable plans-- none of that "this is just so crazy it might work" or "let's just wing it" plans. And they have notes and a spreadsheet. I'm weak in the knees 👁️👄👁️

Broooo I have such a huge crush (yes, I've told the husband, I'm allowed lol). I met a new player & I can't shut up about this person. They listen closely to the info our GM gives out, take copious, careful notes (they corrected MY notes!!!)

I am happy because everyone loves me

I wanna be on the beach, but not like the volleyball and suntan kind. More like dark clouds overhead, emerald green crisscross waves and heavy rain pouring over a tin roof kind of beach.

Don't take this the wrong way, but if you are a TRPG player who takes down notes and notices tiny details, I love you and I demand your presence at every table I run.

Gonna rest and have Yam take over for a bit 🩵

Iffy day, but I put on the war paint. Still don't want to face the day but I have deadlines and bills. 🤷‍♀️

I just gotta remember that things are good whenever my anxiety tells me that everything is going wrong and I'm gonna die useless. :/