Monica Rambeau and her relationship with Danvers is the only time I can think of that they even used it. Most of the rest of the time it renders ongoing plots nonsensical

They really wanted to have their cake and eat it with that. Like it's fundamental to Monica Rambeau's character but the Spider-Man films are just silly if you try to account for it

i don't usually do these but this seems more appropriate than usual #FallFriday

If Mandelson reaches eight sackings he gets a free latte

I've probably been more pro-Starmer than most but when you can't simultaneously defend this shit and try to claim the moral high ground over a Boris Johnson supporter, I think we're done here

Yep, this is absolutely farcical. I guess he may as well cling on for another month and take the hit for the locals but he's done.

How many?

I enjoyed the first 3 but I just can't with him. I'll be back next week. Unless it's Pol Pot or James Corden.

Like trying to eat wallpaper paste. Foul things.

I think I was about 13 before I was allowed to drink a full can of Coke in one sitting

There were no Americans in the last series, Mantzoukas was 2 series ago

Found it weird that they took the piss out of Olivia Colman last weekend given that she'd be about their ultimate get

Sam Altman Says It'll Take Another Year Before ChatGPT Can Start a Timer An $852 billion company, ladies and gentlemen.

Putting aside Sam Altman just continuing to emit huge lies constantly, this is an amazing example of what I mean when I talk about how GenAI is replacing *extremely low energy* digital tasks with *WAY WAY HIGHER ENERGY* replacements that *do not even work*

Why TF is anyone using ChatGPT as a timer!

His supporters managed to turn Trump being a draft dodger into this fictitious foreign policy position without acknowledging that being a draft dodger should disqualify you for President

They tried to make this man an MP while he's being paid €10k a month by Hungary.

I wonder what Earner Bourgoun would do

Thinking of that time at work when sales was asking for 20 foot USB cables and our electrical engineer said “it’s ohm’s law, not ohm’s fucking suggestion”

Thanks to enshittified non-chronological social media timelines we'll still be dealing with these for about another week

They haven't, it's a shit April Fools post that no one seems to have noticed till today

Enshittified non-chronological social media timelines make April Fools even more unbearable. Nobody will see your post until Friday afternoon, Denise.

I think it's a shit April Fools unfortunately

wouldn't it be funny if EVERYONE blocked this Attie AI account @ bsky.app/profile/atti... before they could do anything with it

Michael Grade is EIGHTY THREE YEARS OLD. The idea of this angry old granddad "regulating" the modern media and telecoms environment is like hauling in Petula Clarke to run Radio 1

Well now I believe them

And that they reckon it must have happened over 4,000 times

Argh, you could have kept this to yourself you know

The adolescent gibberish is the good stuff! It goes downhill once he runs out of stuff he did in his Mum's boxroom

Danger - Keith Emerson at large

Imagine him pointing at you from that farm in the middle of the M62 though. East or westbound, no escape from the inevitable.

Imagine being this shameless