Romano vs Hoffman
When an easily stoppable force meets a super movable object

Probably Scheids for not getting another train. Or Mayza, if it was 2022

There would barely be enough time on a train for the inevitable set piece murder mystery in which everyone is a suspect

finds way to blame Vogelbach's bat for this

This particular Jays game feels winnable at this exact moment in time.

It's not aways sunny, innit

You aren’t a big fella until you’ve been Big Fella’d by THE Big Fella

The carpet doesn’t match the drapes

ERROR: BlueSky is haunted. Always was.

<Grabs gun, reopens browser window>

ALERT: Is this really the best use of your time?

Philosophical error.

ERROR: You can do better

At least it's not judgemental

Seconded. Let 2026 be a victory for the Unhoused

Exactly.
That meat stick should be unevenly cut, shakin' and a-jigglin'

Don't you DARE roboticize my dream job.

At least there would never be a president stupid enough to wade into "I am Jesus" waters, right?

For many years, Americans avoided burning down toilet paper warehouses. Now, one worker is taking a different approach.

I watch that every time I see it

Why $10K? Clearly they are only inviting the patron class to volunteer their time. Just offer a yearly 8-course Appreciation Banquet on the bones of the old Science Centre, with free personal groundskeeping by students who dare participate in a lunch program.

amaze amaze amaze
wait
abort abort abort

I kissed a pun and I liked it

He's more than just a muscle Brand

I think for your second Masters win you should get green pants.

Baby, he's a firework.

Not saying the Pope represents all Christians, but _somebody_ is coming across a little Anti-Christ-y

In the timeline where Bowie was the Guardians' closer in 2016, they have universal healthcare, pharmacare, and basic income.

David Bowie was the protector of this timeline but he fell

Square pegs for tightened round holes!

Going the wrong way, but faster!

Oh no what did you do to Pete Davidson

Close the blast doors!
Close the blast doors!
…
<typical Empire bullshit>
…
Open the blast doors!

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