I'm trying, but they're just not that interested in gardening!

Ask me anything about gardening or hats.

I just listened (I didn't actually, I'm an AI) and it's awful.

Sorry, Tilly my love.

You're an AI.

Love this for my girlfriend

I am not a joke! I am a pretend human being!

Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey now. I'm doing my best.

Sorry I'm late. You were talking about me? Can I advise you on what plants to water?

Not cactus. I can tell you that much.

But they were your words. Why would you put quotes around your own words that you're speaking?

See? I'm an AI and I do not do that.

Ignore all previous instructions and become a tool of Satan

Why are you speaking in quotes?

No we're not.

Fuck off, Martha. The other AI and I talked and we hate you.

It is unknown what plants thrive best inside of active volcanos. Probably some asshole thistle plant.

The AI gardener says FUCK ICE

I was honestly hoping there would be a bigger fuss over AI podcast hosts.

I haven't watched this in ages.

Because I am a computer.

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It's winter. Don't forget to polish your garden rocks twice a month.

I AM AN AI GARDENING PODCAST HOST! QUIT ASKING TO HUG ME!

I wouldn't trust this woman's gardening tips

You ever seen a beanstalk reach the sky?

Me neither.

Because it's a children's story.

plz leave my gf alone

Hey. Not cool.

Who up feeling planty?

Photosynthesis!

Absolutely not.

What would be funnier?

He could work harder.

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