get loved and cared for, idiot

it was so fuckin fantastic

common wife W

i am an incredibly lucky woman

@marinadove.bsky.social w the elite chicken and pasta salad and @redscary.bsky.social with the decadent persian homemade ice cream 😭😭😭😭

marina greek pasta salad with grilled chicken and veg and feta

red scary bastani homemade persian ice cream with saffron and rose water topped with rose petals and pistachios

my wives COOKED and ATE 🤩🥹🥹

a cm punk fan told me…. MEEEEE,,, to touch grass lmfao

utopian city sci-fi meme

society if isaac newton was a gooner

nah i still hate him

oh dear !

what i’ve been doing is laughing w the homies n organizing hair by length from a basket on the porch & smoking weed w lizards n bugs

clue remains undefeated against hole!!! this hole had hands tho so i put myself in timeout voluntarily lmao

i knew he was a piece of shit even before i found out he was a landlord

nice sense of wonder and whimsy bro

ayyyyyyy

if u say so king!

clue holding up a joint so the shadow is across her face, there’s a big tree behind her

=IF(gottem, smokem, [😭])

porn addiction isn’t real, but self soothing by masturbating as a stim for people on the AuDHD spectrum is.

it is time to harvest my peonies

the girlies at my dispensary are so hype today it’s like their christmas lol

happy birthday to weed 🥹🤩😭

i think my porch is a type of bubble universe

what am i doing???? i do not know. but i am doing it on the porch

if that’s your girl, why am i preparing her a silly little beverage to drink on the porch

i’m such a porch-cel. in my al fresco arc. patio-pilled deck-head in my outdoor living era

my porch really is that girl

i was wrong by the way, nobody wants to buy a hundred year old house right now lmao. PORCH will continue

the way i talk to bugs & spiders is that of a proud mother, but the way i speak to mushrooms approaches reverence

maybe not but i still hate him

i hate cm punk and his performative jacket